The Dungeoneers visit with Tim Smith for the second time (Jeremy lost the original session). The group has a contest to see who has the oldest podcast, Jeremy tells about the time he drunkenly fawned over Ze Frank, and WPPY-TV is on the air... sort of.

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Special Guest: Tim Smith.

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• The Shakes Episode 84: Survive, Evade and Get Ripped with David Rees
• The Shakes Episode 85: Challenge Coin: ACCEPTED with John Roderick
• Timmmmy 👨🏽‍💻🌈🌹 (@smithtimmytim) / Twitter
• Tim Smith (@smithtimmytim) is a geek, coffee snob, and maker of stuff - Timothy B. Smith
• 10up | finely crafted websites and tools
• Jeremy Fuksa is a unicorn (Away from Keyboard #9) |> News and podcasts for developers |> Changelog
• WPPY TV — Public Access For Excess. We'll Get There.

The Dungeoneers sit with Dr. Don Schaffner, food scientist at Rutgers University. The group goes deep on food and COVID-19 as well as the Disney+ version of "Hamilton." Jeremy and Don also nerd out on Scouting stuff, particularly Wood Badge.

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• Don Schaffner 🦠 (@bugcounter) / Twitter
• Department of Food Science at Rutgers SEBS
• Food Safety Talk
• Risky or Not?
• The Bathroom Boys | Do By Friday
• POTENTIAL FOR FOODBORNE TRANSMISSION OF COVID-19: LITERATURE REVIEW UPDATE 2
• Exaggerated risk of transmission of COVID-19 by fomites

We had a technical catastrophe with this week's audio files. So, instead of the guest host we were going to bring, we're giving you an episode of The Shakes in which Paul makes his first appearance.

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Special Guest: Pat Piper.

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The Dungeoneers sit with their first official guest, Greg Storey, Senior Director of Executive Programs at InVision. We talk SXSW, design, cigarette ads, and zines.

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• The Male Mystique: Men's Magazine Ads of the 1960s and '70s: Boyreau, Jacques
• #14: How The Sausage Is Made on Vimeo
• Whoopie Pies I Recipe | Allrecipes
• My journey from Marine to actor | Adam Driver
• Milton Glaser. Dylan. 1966 | MoMA
• Milton Glaser | Biography

The Dungeoneers begin to look inward to see how to be more inclusive people.

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• The Embarrassment of Democrats Wearing Kente-Cloth Stoles | The New Yorker

We hurt for all marginalized, oppressed, and abused Americans. We especially hurt for the black community as the nation takes to the streets in protest. The Dungeoneers discuss how they can do better to fight for equality. Completely unedited episode.

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• Despite Laws And Lawsuits, Quota-Based Policing Lingers : NPR
• First Lady of the United States - Wikipedia
• The Most Awkward Photo Ever
• john roderick on Twitter: "Look at this kid carefully. He’s not a conservative plant or a proud boy, he’s a hipster anarchist, a purity leftist who thinks he’s being an ally. These kids initiate violence but they aren’t agent provocateurs. They think they’re being rad, hating on cops, fucking shit up." / Twitter
• Trump’s Church Photo Op: All the Absurd Details
• Tiffany Trump, Marla Maples Post for George Floyd | PEOPLE.com
• "Destruction of property is not a valid form of protest"

We didn't feel like we should release an episode last week, so we're releasing it all this week.

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The top 20 movies we've never seen and never will. Plus lots of misremembering the past. It doesn't scale.

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• (1) An Illustrated Talk With Maurice Sendak | The New York Times - YouTube
• In the Night Kitchen - Wikipedia
• Force lightning | Wookieepedia | Fandom
• Trump face mask for children kids adults meme Trump mask | Etsy
• Donald Trump US President USA Trump Face Mask POTUS | Etsy
• Funny Smile Face Mask Cover Open Mouth Teeth Laughing | Etsy
• (1) Annoying Orange - YouTube

In this final episode of the daily quarantine check-in series, everything falls apart because Jeremy is tired. We'll be back to our weekly schedule next week!

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We've all got back problems and Vitamin D deficiency. But that's OK. Dr. Paul Armstrong is here.

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