Uhhhhhh so that was bad right? This was crazy? A lot to unpack here and none of it is good.

So Tamlin somehow got worse? We called last episode the oof episode and it got worse! In this episode we witness Tamlin's actual magic explosion and Feyre's spiral into worse depression. Time to go back to Night Court with Rhys who is kind of losing his mind at how bad Feyre looks.

In this episode covering chapters 7-8, Rhys explains his series of L's trying to catch the Suriel, and probably war is coming (and he's not starting it!). A series of unfortunate Tamlin oofs unfold. Tamlin goes back to forbidding Feyre from doing anything and the tithe is upon us.

Welcome to the Night Court everyone! This might be the most iconic Feyre moment yet in these chapters, we get a true SJM Marvel moment, and Rhys is just as shitty and needly as ever. Turns out, Night Court not so scary?
If you heard us answering the same listener question a second time, no you didn't shush.

In this episode we cover the thrilling developments of Feyre's guilt, PTSD, and the wedding that she clearly does not want. In fact, it seems like no one really cares what she wants! Surprise dramatic entrance by Rhys, to ruin (save?) the day.

And welcome to a new season, new logo, a new book, a new series of problems for Feyre (and old ones still waiting in the wings). We pick up three months later in the timeline after the horrors of under the mountain and Feyre vomits a lot, she's engaged and unhappy about it, and Tamlin's bestie Ianthe is here to help with all things wedding. Where is Rhys and why hasn't he collected on his deal?

In this final episode concluding A Court of Thorns and Roses (we made it!), we witness Feyre's bizarre out of body experience, Fae resurrection rituals, and Feyre becomes a baby deer. The book ends, and we have questions left unanswered. But don't worry, we will immediately jump to the next book for the next episode!

In this penultimate episode of ACOTAR we get the angst of the final task, the drama of Tamlin's true curse at last revealed, and the question on all our minds: where is Lucien? We are almost at the end! How are we almost at the end?

Only one chapter for this one, but it sure is a Juicy (TM) one. There's making out in this one! Chapter 42 gets Feyre's paint all messed up and Rhysand surprisingly opens up to Feyre a little bit after protecting her from Amarantha.

We have reached the second task in this episode and get to enjoy Feyre freaking out and Lucien being a poor little meow meow. It's everything we've ever wanted. Rhys is surprisingly helpful! Until he is gross...