It's time for some story-telling and some truth-telling in this episode. Wherein we get war lore, Mor lore, and orb lore. Then they attempt to steal an orb. Feyre and Rhys get crazy sexual in front of literally everyone in the Court of Nightmares and it's definitely just the body reacting, it's only natural.

In these chapters of ACOMAF we get to see where Amren lives and learn her favourite type of blood (totally not a vampire though), while Feyre begins more of her training montage and Rhys continues to text her. At last we meet the human queens and they all suck and we don't even learn their names? Morrigan weaponizes her gift of truth, whatever that means, but to no avail.

Picking up right after the cliffhanger, we get to watch Amren Yoda onto Feyre's back to escape the flooding, Rhys has fucked off, and its the return of the queens (the water wraiths). In the finale to a chaotic escape, Rhys is sad and Feyre bothers him into not being sad.

In another summery greek salad of an episode Feyre goes on a date in the treasury with Tarquin, some casual mind control happens, and then Feyre and Amren break into a watery basement. None of what they are doing is good, and somebody needs to protect our 80 year old baby boy!

Welcome to the Summer Court! On this lovely beach vacation we get to enjoy Feyre flirting with Tarquin, a confusing shaped doorknob, and a rich person party boat for those summer vibes. Too bad they have to steal from these guys! Also Rhysand is being a dick and Feyre is on her way to becoming the avatar, master of all four elements.

These chapters are all about feeding, fighting and flirting. Just waiting on that last F word. The Night Court squad have a night out on the town, SJM invented texting but make it magic just so Rhys can flirt and be annoying, and then Cassian begins his training montage with Feyre. Finally she realizes how shit Tamlin was at the end of all things. And it's at last time for a summer vacation!

For this week's episode we covered four whole (short) chapters. Rhys turns Feyre into bait, she winnows for the first time, and Azriel uses Truth-Teller on the Attor. Literacy queen writes a letter to Tamlin and we're sure that will definitely help.

In this episode we cover THREE chapters in which Feyre and the boys venture back to the mortal lands below the wall. Nesta continues to suck, we have the most awkward dinner imaginable, and Feyre doesn't fit in. Somehow Azriel comes out being the most civilized in the whole venture.

In today's episode, Rhys sends Feyre on quite a questionable trip to a cottage in the middle of a terrifying wood to obtain..... a ring? Em and Cam discuss the morals of our favorite bat boy, the classic fairytale energy of the Weaver's innocent-looking trap, and Ianthe's increasingly sus energy.

In this juicy episode of Uncourted we delve deep into the mountain to come face to illusory face with the Bone Carver. Em starts conspiracy theorizing again (sorry for the Throne of Glass spoiler moments) and of course everything about the Cauldron is real. Macbeth moment for Feyre, and a new title for her as well as a new title of a new creature yet to be met: the Weaver.