In this episode of Uncourted, Feyre faces her first task! Kill a Middengard Worm, no big deal. While the faeries all take bets on her survival, she gets a horrific injury only to have to deal with Rhys, our favourite OC with purple orbs and cloaked in shadows.

This is the one where it's the ballad of Tam Lin because an evil queen is forcing Feyre to prove her love via three tasks. Clare is pinned to the wall and Jurian is here as an eyeball and a bone. Welcome to hell! Did you solve the riddle?

After months and months of detective work, comparing notes, connecting red strings, putting puzzle pieces together and searching for a solution, we can all say it: Emily was right. The lore is revealed, the curse is bound, the queen is real. Alis tells all and Feyre goes under the mountain. The moment you have all been waiting for!

In this episode we cover the chapters where Feyre is stuck back in boring human land, but Nesta remembers everything. Is Nestea lowkey an icon? Highkey Feyre put a whole family in danger so L for her on this one. The PLOT is kicking off everyone!

WE RECORDED IN PERSON. We sweat for you to make this happen. Horny energy to evil horny energy, and then back to horny again with our very first sex scene in the series. This is the part in beauty and the beast where Feyre is set free and Nesta is go girl give us nothing upon her return.

Epic lows and epic highs as we read these chapters. Feyre opens her eyes to all the gaslighting, I mean, glamours that have been done to her, and then a head is delivered to them courtesy of Night Court. We get the romance of summer solstice and the sexiness of Tamlin playing a fiddle to make up for the whole severed head incident though!

In this episode we cover the post nut clarity after Feyre wakes up with a bruise on her neck, and she finally wears a dress, and then what happens when our main man Tamlin takes Feyre to... a meadow? On a date? Sounds like Twilight!

In this episode of Uncourted, it's all about fae sex magic. It is finally time for Calanmai, aka Fire Night, aka the one where Tamlin is feral and everyone wants to get down and dirty outside. We meet the "most beautiful" mystery night man, Lucien Twilight runs, and Tamlin bites Feyre.

This is the episode that changes everything because Feyre can't paint. From intimate meetings in the rose garden, to limericks in the forest, it is almost time for Calanmai. What or who is an attor?

In this episode of Uncourted, we wish we were getting day drunk with Lucien on his picnic blanket while Tamlin finally puts the Romance into the Romantasy. Today we unlocked Lucien's tragic backstory, and Feyre gets to have a half naked swim with Tamlin. Also Lucien is on THIN FUCKING ICE.