Welcome to the Summer Court! On this lovely beach vacation we get to enjoy Feyre flirting with Tarquin, a confusing shaped doorknob, and a rich person party boat for those summer vibes. Too bad they have to steal from these guys! Also Rhysand is being a dick and Feyre is on her way to becoming the avatar, master of all four elements.

These chapters are all about feeding, fighting and flirting. Just waiting on that last F word. The Night Court squad have a night out on the town, SJM invented texting but make it magic just so Rhys can flirt and be annoying, and then Cassian begins his training montage with Feyre. Finally she realizes how shit Tamlin was at the end of all things. And it's at last time for a summer vacation!

For this week's episode we covered four whole (short) chapters. Rhys turns Feyre into bait, she winnows for the first time, and Azriel uses Truth-Teller on the Attor. Literacy queen writes a letter to Tamlin and we're sure that will definitely help.

In this episode we cover THREE chapters in which Feyre and the boys venture back to the mortal lands below the wall. Nesta continues to suck, we have the most awkward dinner imaginable, and Feyre doesn't fit in. Somehow Azriel comes out being the most civilized in the whole venture.

In today's episode, Rhys sends Feyre on quite a questionable trip to a cottage in the middle of a terrifying wood to obtain..... a ring? Em and Cam discuss the morals of our favorite bat boy, the classic fairytale energy of the Weaver's innocent-looking trap, and Ianthe's increasingly sus energy.

In this juicy episode of Uncourted we delve deep into the mountain to come face to illusory face with the Bone Carver. Em starts conspiracy theorizing again (sorry for the Throne of Glass spoiler moments) and of course everything about the Cauldron is real. Macbeth moment for Feyre, and a new title for her as well as a new title of a new creature yet to be met: the Weaver.

Lore lore lore! This is an episode of lore dropping, awkward family dinner, and new characters joining our cast. We discuss proper storage of swords, unfortunate barbarianism, and much more in this extra long episode.

Covering chapters 14 and 15 this week we officially begin PART TWO of ACOMAF, the House of Wind. New guys unlocked, Feyre has a lot to reconcile with, and what does it all mean that there is a secret city that Rhysand personally kept protected through Amarantha's reign? We do NOT miss Tamlin right now, that's for sure.

Uhhhhhh so that was bad right? This was crazy? A lot to unpack here and none of it is good.

So Tamlin somehow got worse? We called last episode the oof episode and it got worse! In this episode we witness Tamlin's actual magic explosion and Feyre's spiral into worse depression. Time to go back to Night Court with Rhys who is kind of losing his mind at how bad Feyre looks.