Laurent’s girlfriend joins us. Tash wants to smell our time slip. The drinking game gets out of hand. Are Upper West Sider’s the world's worst customers?  Why does every dive bar have their own drug dealer?

An episode from the customer perspective! 

Do you say anything when the service is bad? 

We have complaint corner. 

What’s better Balthazar or a dive bar?

We discuss the differences between Soda Jerk and Circle Jerk. Service industry characters in movies and TV.  And what it’s like waiting on large parties.

Bentley disappoints his publicist. Laurent gets caught paying the guests. When do u know it’s time to quit? How to kill ‘em with kindness.

Eric saves a sinking ship. Chris can’t remember stuff. Laurent’s bar is famous. We play a drinking game. Can anyone bartend sober?

We come up with a new dating app. Chris sees dead people. We ponder why we haven’t received any Dick pics. We go into business with Steph.

Laurent gives the news. Yanni gets in trouble for his bubble butt. Macy Gray is stuck in the bathroom. We discuss positive customer relationships. Chris may have a man crush on Yanni.

We learn about revenge tipping. Laurent still doesn’t know how to use Zoom. We discuss cheesy vibrators. Mike regales us with stories about bartending at the Comedy Cellar.

Hollywood is the new manager.

We invent a new genre of music.

Laurent’s new name is Patty Melt.

We find out Chris’s price to staple his testicles.

The podcast is sponsored by Ass Jeeves.

The boys are topless. We discuss after-hours. Chris invented Jncos. Phil is an inspiration to us bartenders.