Under The Floodlights

This week the Roman Empire has crumbled leading to all Chelsea fans becoming experts on the war in Yemen as well as on the search for a new sugar daddy, Ronaldo returns from his holiday to beat Spurs, Jesse Marsch earns his name back as Leeds win it late, the Ukraine bump works for West Ham, but not for Everton and John Terry’s problematic apes land him back in the mud

This week Wreck It Ralf takes the United players who could be bothered to show up across town for a lesson, Ted Lasso takes charge of his first game with Leeds, the other Ralph can’t cheat his way out of another heavy defeat, it's 2015 again as Coutinho and Eriksen light up the PL and Arsenal are going to have trouble picking a goal of the month

This week we say goodbye to the inventor of football Marcelo Bielsa, Antonio Conte is still begging to be sacked, Man City benefit from match fixing as they scrape by Everton, Southampton continue to cheat, Christian Eriksen is back on a football pitch, German football is officially dead and some interesting responses to the Russian invasion of Ukraine leave John Cena and Ray Parlour in the mud.

This week it turns out that nobody knows anything about this game as Conte tries to get himself sacked, but beats city, Dyche ball massively outdoes xG Potter, Newcastle lose their best 2 players and still draw with CL chasing West Ham, Donny & co stumble at the Saints, Shane Long does a goal & where were you as the rest of the nation watched Big Jet TV?

On this week's show we've finally got some reaction to West Ham's week, Chelsea are Champions of the World, the Ralfs battle it out, Arsenal have a great week by not playing, vibes are high at Goodison, Wolves roll over Tottenham and Moonpig are selling some dodgy cards.

How glorious was it without football for 2 weeks, unless of course you had a CONCACAF World Cup qualifier. Elsewhere United aren’t up for the cup, Daniel Amartey can hold off on learning how to celebrate properly, Donny Van De Beek steps onto a football pitch, Tottenham outdo the Willian saga and Sadio Mane wastes 120 minutes of our lives

It’s happened again as we say goodbye to another Watford manager, Tottenham lose for the fourth time to Chelsea this season, Rashford scores a last minute winner, Southampton somehow continue to get results against city and the bump is well and truly back!

Proper football is sorta back?! We’ve had two cup competitions, cancellations, sackings, signings, managers complaining about the schedule, Norwich winning a game of football, Coady and Traore doing some goals and some absolute scenes in Africa.

Christmas is over, its a New Year and not much has changed, referees are continuing their decline, COVID is still running through teams rendering the league table useless, Boxing Day remains the best day of the footballing calendar and Man City are still an absolute wagon.

Elsewhere we are talking New Year's resolutions and honours.

This week Arsenal beat Leeds and that was sort of it for Saturday, Man City win because that’s what they do, the campaign against Chelsea fires up again and the Scotland captain gets sent off whilst the England captain remains on the pitch. Elsewhere Chris gives us his halfway team of the season and we bring to light the Premier League denying homeless charity Shelter’s request for their No Home kit campaign on Boxing Day. Link below:

https://england.shelter.org.uk/support_us/campaigns/no_home_kit