In our latest thrilling episode, we set off on a cross-continental quest to find Mr. James Buffett's misplaced salt shaker. In the end we learn that what we were searching for was within us all along: A BAC of 0.14

The 420 celebrations begin with a Tiger King trapped in a crab tank. Just try to dunk on 6'7 Joe Biden and see what happens. 

Quarantine like a pro with Saint Paddy's patented process. Step One: stay inside. Step two: drink. Step three: forgive our egregious Irish accents. Wait for all this craziness to blow over as we talk riddles, leprechauns, and Liam's very bad day. 

Put your Wuhans together for the History Channel's newest standup comedy special: Jeff Batworthy presents "Catch the Virus, or Catch these hands" 

This week, we're blasting off on the backs of our homemade firecrackers. Ngl, shit gets pretty wild on this one. Strap in for a grungey-piss-punch you won't soon forget. Attempted talking points: Two Highs and a Lie, Bachelor Breakdown, Ai Revolution (I assume).

You won't believe your AirPods when you hear about Jennifer Anniston's anime addiction! And we break down everything behind the new Bachelor, including the deceptively intricate mechanics of a windmill. 

Remember what happened last year? Neither do we! In this one we try out Ricky Gervais's new ass-blasting bidet and get a sneak peek at Chris Harrison's new hit show wherein 20 hot robots compete to win the heart of one Caucasian fax machine!

It's a holly jolly holiday special, with the help of Anime Battle Jesus, we beat the nougat out of our shitting uncles. Crack open a claw and bar your doors and windows, cause there ain't no laws on this one. 

On behalf of Justin Timberlake, we would like to sincerely apologize to Jennifer Aniston. And we would like to apologize to you, dear listener, for the fresh pants you're gonna need after the triumphant return of Potterotica. Lube up your AirPods and get ready for Harry Potter and the Kinky Castle.