An episode from our archives, considered for a new segment of the show but never followed through on... until now. David, Dead Palette and Allen are given several short stories by ClericofMadness from Creepypasta Wiki's Content Abuse Log: stories that are automatically blocked due to cliches, overused tropes and just plain clumsiness.

The band breaks up.

While Sam and Kyle continue their search for Kimber, your hosts realize they might have hit the absolute bottom of the barrel in terms of jokes, and Allen begins to see the pieces coming together.

"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.

Three typical, average hosts inside a haunted podcast. Just by chance, meet Gram-Gram to make them Borrasca. Um, all joking aside, things keep getting worse for the protagonists, and we're all along for the ride.

"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.

The plot thickens as our protagonists begin seriously trying to learn the truth behind Borrasca, and the effect it has on the town. Meanwhile, David, Dead Palette and Allen continue to be dummies, and Gram-Gram doesn't know when to quit.

"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.

While David and Kaela relocate due to water damage in their apartment, the Hyper-Realists step in to deal with some water damage of their own...

"Standing Water" is credited to Cosmo Fish. Read along here.

As they return to the chilling, sinister world of Borrasca after a fair absence, the guys approach with the usual care and gravitas you've come to expect from this podcast... Oh. And Gram-Gram does some more ludicrous stunts.

"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.

David and Dead Palette meet with half the cast of Rawdog Readings - Zath, HyperThermal and Beth - to imbibe another Patron's Poison of a eerie encounter on a dark mountain trail. Is the whole thing to be taken at face value, or does a joke observation by Dead Palette turn out to be the clumsy hidden subtext of the tale?

"Prey" is credited to John R. Read along here.

David and Kaela kind of feel like it's the first episode all over again, except it's definitely not since they're not reading "Laughing Jack" but a story about wallpaper and obsession. No, not the Charlotte Perkins Gilman short story that's also about wallpaper and obsession. Just... Just give it a listen.

"A Tear in the Wallpaper" is credited to Umbrello. Rad along here.