David and special guest Peyton Pearson ("Red Sky at Night," "Yo, Dude, Do You Own a Dog," "String Theory") try to celebrate May 4th with a Star Wars pasta. They are sadly led astray...

"The Jawas" is credited to J. Fenris. Read along here.

David and special guest Peyton Pearson ("Red Sky at Night," "Yo, Dude, Do You Own a Dog," "String Theory") try to celebrate May 4th with a Star Wars pasta. They are sadly led astray...

"The Jawas" is credited to J. Fenris. Read along here.

A Creepypasta based on a made-for-TV Nickelodeon movie? How droll. David and Dead Palette are on the case fresh after watching Cry Baby Lane, to see if this story holds any weight.

"Cry Baby Lane" is uncredited. You can read along here.
You can listen to your hosts raw commentary on the film here.

A Creepypasta based on a made-for-TV Nickelodeon movie? How droll. David and Dead Palette are on the case fresh after watching Cry Baby Lane, to see if this story holds any weight.

"Cry Baby Lane" is uncredited. You can read along here.
You can listen to your hosts raw commentary on the film here.

David, Kaela and Slimebeast have ordered a dubious dish from that arcade/pizzeria "where a kid can be a kid." What horrors could a story set among creepy animatronic animals and dirty play structures contain? Unfortunately, none of the above apply...

"The Real Chuck E. Cheese" is uncredited. You can read along here.

David, Kaela and Slimebeast have ordered a dubious dish from that arcade/pizzeria "where a kid can be a kid." What horrors could a story set among creepy animatronic animals and dirty play structures contain? Unfortunately, none of the above apply...

"The Real Chuck E. Cheese" is uncredited. You can read along here.

David and Slimebeast read a pair of stories dealing with a couple of Creepypasta "icon" characters, the sort that inspire fan works across the net: Eyeless Jack and the Seed Eater.

"Eyeless Jack" has an unknown author. "Through the Trees" is apparently credited to Orfy666.