Underemployed

Underemployed is back on Labor Day with their second Q&A! Appropriately enough, Jack explains the process behind screwing up the initial taping that caused them to re-record this episode the following day, before he and David delve right into the questions asked by you, the Underemployed fans/people who showed us pity! Topics touched on include the struggles with being White males in well-off environments, sports games they wish they could have attended, entrance music, diets, hot sauce, dead musicians, O.J. Simpson, tattoos, bad songs by great rappers, manscaping, and so much more!

It's the dirtiest of dozens on episode 12 of Underemployed! Destiny's daddies* are back to discuss both David's trip to Maine (where he saw early/mid-90s hip-hop stars perform on a pier) and Jack's planned vacation, Jack leaving his job and finding the gym's serial pooper in his last week (giving new meaning to the phrase "No shit, Sherlock"? Maybe?), and what the future holds for both men in the job department. They also talk about Ray Lewis' Hall of Fame speech and Terrell Owens' lack thereof (while also going back and forth on the pronunciation of his name 36 times), David somehow being a goshdarn prophet about the Oakland A's despite not liking baseball, Walter Mondale, cults, and most importantly, Barry Bonds heroically having his number retired by the San Francisco Giants! Oh, and there's numerous references to both the city of Chicago and John Cena's seminal rap album.

* - David Hart does not endorse the nickname of "Destiny's daddies".

David and Jack return to Underemployed to talk about Maine, Jack's series of vacation mishaps, David's new car, Jack having the time of his life at the Home Run Derby, the World Cup, the Thai Children being rescued and Elon Musk's braving heroism, LeBron going to the Lakers with the Island of Misfit Toys, and more! Also, in a bonus clip, Jack tells the story of SHAQUILLE O'NEAL (AKA DJ DIESEL) ACKNOWLEDGING HIS EXISTENCE!

David and Jack return to Undermployed to talk about Maine, Jack's series of vacation mishaps, David's new car, Jack having the time of his life at the Home Run Derby, the World Cup, the Thai Children being rescued and Elon Musk's braving heroism, LeBron going to the Lakers with the Island of Misfit Toys, and more! Also, in a bonus clip, Jack tells the story of SHAQUILLE O'NEAL (AKA DJ DIESEL) ACKNOWLEDGING HIS EXISTENCE!

Underemployed hits double digits with episode 10, and to celebrate, Jack and David brought guests with them! Miriam and Quinn, former hosts of the University of Mary Washington Radio program, 2 Girls 1 Show, help bring some much needed female perspectives to what Quinn describes as "Obviously a brocast". In lieu of any sports talk, the foursome instead delve into a litany of topics, including what Miriam and Quinn would do if they had dicks, David's failed runs for Mr. Mary Washington, the trapped Thai Children, the creative process behind hosting a radio show and creating a podcast, ideal funerals, gender terminology, Miriam hating The Simpsons and South Park, being an organ donor, Kanye West, childbirth, and much more! They also get more serious and discuss Miriam's sobering experiences in both Memphis and Oxford, Mississippi at the Civil Rights Museum and Emmett Till memorials respectively, and their experiences with Catholicism.

Alternative episode titles: Zip the Tip; RIP Foreskin; Buoyant Eggs; Harvest Your Dick/HarvestDick 64;

Alternative show title: Mansplaining;

Underemployed hits double digits with episode 10, and to celebrate, Jack and David brought guests with them! Miriam McCue and Quinn Doyle, former hosts of the Mary Washington University Radio program, 2 Girls 1 Show, help bring some much needed female perspectives to what Quinn describes as "Obviously a brocast". In lieu of any sports talk, the foursome instead delve into a litany of topics, including what Miriam and Quinn would do if they had dicks, David's failed runs for Mr. Mary Washington, the trapped Thai Children, the creative process behind hosting a radio show and creating a podcast, ideal funerals, gender terminology, Miriam hating The Simpsons and South Park, being an organ donor, Kanye West, childbirth, and much more! They also get more serious and discuss Miriam's sobering experiences in both Memphis and Oxford, Mississippi at the Civil Rights Museum and Emmett Till memorials respectively, and their experiences with Catholicism.

Alternative episode titles: Don't Zip the Tip; RIP Foreskin; Buoyant Eggs; Harvest Your Dick/HarvestDick 64;

Alternative show title: Mansplaining;

Back by (or in spite of) popular demand, it's Underemployed! David's finally moved into Da Chuuch, and in the midst of assembling Ikea furniture, he and Jack take time to discuss a litany of topics, foremost of which is the Washington Capitals finally becoming Stanley Cup Champions! They also talk about Barry Trotz leaving the Caps, the NBA Draft, the new Nas (David hasn't listened) and Kids See Ghosts (Jack didn't enjoy it and isn't a Kid Cudi fan) albums, suit shorts, the Orioles being dogshit, Jack being afraid of the Southside of Chicago, the World Cup, and the DC United-Screaming Eagles-La Barra Brava controversy. They also talk about Mo Bamba's wingspan, Jack's opinion on public transportation, "Gangnam Style", cocaine, if CM Punk could beat Russell Crowe in a fight, Vince Staples being a hilarious dick, Manute Bol killing a lion with his bare hands, and Jack's childlike bliss at the prospect of going to the Home Run Derby!

Jack and David return to talk about the history of the Pusha T-Drake beef, going all the way back to Clipse, Pharrell, and Birdman being a cheapskate, while also discussing the Caps nearing a potential Stanley Cup Final victory, the NBA Finals and the idiocy of J.R. Smith, cougar attacks, David's moving status in Fredericksburg, and much more! David also keeps calling the Capital One Arena by its old names, Jack still breathes into the mic, and PJ Anderson somehow gets mentioned for a third consecutive episode.

May the 20th be with you, it's episode 7 of Underemployed! David and Jack are back, and being true to the show name by talking about their job status, the wonderful world of job searching, and David finding a new place in Fredericksburg with Bethany. They also talk about the Washington Capitals (who in the time between recording and this posting are beginning to revert to their ol' Caps ways), the possibility of LeBron James joining the Utah Jazz, Bethany's cat, Luna, establishing her position of stature around the house, Azaleia Banks being an asshole, Kanye West being a more forgivable asshole, and more!

On this episode of Underemployed, David and Jack answer questions from you, the best fans in the podcast land! They touch on so many wonderful topics, including the best advice for growing a beard, their favorite songs to sing in the shower, Cowboy Jack, the incest on Game of Thrones, about a million Chappelle's Show references, best dates, PJ Anderson's general loathsomeness, ideal dinner party guests, Shaq, and much, much more! Also, Jack finally accepts that because "underemployed" is a standard word in the English language, the spelling of the show should reflect that.