THIS WEEK we have a special guest in the Underscore studio, Ryan Smith! It's the episode you've all been waiting for - we talk about some of our favorite powerful persons and ultimately decide which of them comes out on top!

Note: Some of the audio got a little chopped up, as the one editing I solemnly swear I didn't delete the live reading of a review that left me BALD on purpose. Totally didn't do that. Go read for yourself!

THIS WEEK there's no secret of the universe safe from our omniscient gaze. I was going to make a joke about omniscient gays, but it's 2:36am. We discuss tarot cards, readings, magic, and essential stuff about life! Stunning!

Underscore: The Podcast is a comedy variety show made by three friends in Cleveland, OH. Amanda is the funniest legal counsel a podcast could ask for. John has the best gossip. Randy is very cute.

THIS TIME we recount the harrowing adventure of Mandy, Randy, and John into the land of body positivity and simple syrup. That's right, we saw Stormy Daniels perform LIVE. I mean, we lost out on two perfectly good dollar bills but hey, #resist

In this episode: Death trap Pokestops, "with her WHOLE T*T," & Battlebots Burlesque. Sleep well, Michael Blake.

THIS WEEK we learn all about the intricacies of the modern day fantasy genre and tabletop gaming by making fun of Troye Sivan. This is a world-building primer episode for any of our future excursions into the nerdth dimension.

In this episode: Echoes of skin care, Steve Jobs (famous gnome,) and The Keebler Empire.

THIS WEEK we're attending our own version of the ultimate disaster of 2017: Fyre Festival. We decked out in our festival best with lick and stick glitter tattoos, jeweled headbands, and some rosayy. We're three glamazon bitches ready for the airwaves.

In this episode: Don't embarrass your wife, a new laugh, cheese discourse.

THIS WEEK we delve deep into the dark and stormy past of the kingpin of drive ins: G*y F*eri. Don't worry - after this episode we will never mention him again. Consider it a gift to you, listener, that we're ripping off this graphic flame-printed band aid right off in the first episode. 

In this episode: Barefoot Contessa Evangelista, a potpourri of gadgetry, some heartwarming character development.