More AI stories, a drug-fueled death party, and the Hentai City lawsuit that will go down in infamy. Plus: why is Jason's tongue so blue?

From AI to methed out raccoons: take a look at last week's "news."

Can 100 men beat a gorilla? Can a former mob hitman become a New Jersey town councilman? Is raccoon hunting a real job? Is it a "crime" for a "bar" to "not check IDs?" We answer these questions and more.

Can I bet on the new pope?

Does the vatican have aliens and/or magic sticks?

Did JD Vance do it?

All these questions, and more, will be answered.

Gold in the butt and homophobic pastors collide.

The wife of Weezer's bassist gets into a shootout with police while a 911 dispatcher just wants a mcgriddle.

Loving train seats and reminiscing over college times with the vice president.

Coked up pilots and horses take over the land and skies alike while Albertans and Ontarians fear UFOs.

A driver burns his dingaling on Starbucks Tea, a ghost mom inhabits an Amazon Echo, and a demon flies to Florida.

We talk fast food breakfast, Casey Anthony, and starving pigs.