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In this episode I sit down with Aftahill and Shalco to chat about their new joint artistic venture "The Sandboys" and how they are pushing forward the music industry with their creative new take on Persian music.

Tea is spilled and random 18+ persian songs are uncovered from the depths of the Internet... so buckle up

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In this episode I'm joined by Dance artist EXTRAORDINAIRE and one of my close friends... Artin Avaznia!

We chat about the struggles of growing up Iranian in Canada, what the music and entertainment industry is doing and lots of other random shit I honestly don't remember because we yapped for two hours... ok enjoy byeeee!

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Just a solo episode catching up with you guys and emptying the thought vomit that has been stored in my head the past few months.

I talk about friendships, religion being made by men, periods, bonnie blue, and a new sex move I tried that you should too!

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Aftahill is back again! Our favourite guest sits down with me to talk about literally EVERYTHING that is going on in the world right now. Luigi, Trump, Persian porn websites, his new track sickness and the age old topic of our PERSIAN identity.

Follow him on insta @aftahill and make sure to check out his new music.

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From losing my shit over men who call women gold diggers, to the true meaning of feminism, to taking foot pictures for a guy who have a foot fetish, this episode is a wild ride... buckle the EFF up!

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BLONDIE IS BACK.. because we had so much more to talk about and wayyy more questions that we didn't answer in the first episode :)

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In this solo episode, I rant about the hype surrounding Love Island, being on ADHD meds, a funny sexual realization, Sevdaliza, PICK ME GIRLS and how I'm tired of being Iranian.

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AFTER THREE YEARS.... BLONDIE IS ON THE PODCAST!!!!!!

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In this episode, I’m joined by my friend as we dive into the week’s hottest topics.

I share updates on my recent hookups—a 26-year-old vs. a 41-year-old—and we chat about the world’s most famous dick (shoutout to that Olympic gymnast).

We also explore the curious Mormon  sex practice of “soaking” and imagine a world where men’s dick sizes are as visible as women’s boobs. We wrap up with a serious discussion on the latest Aisan Eslami drama.

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In this episode I give a life update on my recent trip to Turkey with Blondie, and meeting his family for the first time. I talk about the CRAZY culture shock that comes with being exposed to EXPERT levels of tarof and how I was not prepared. I then talk about a couple of new dates I've been on and answer questions of the week. Walking in on your mom eating your dad's ass? Yeah... this episode is interesting.