Throwback posts, escort etiquette, QAnon, and the great sex site wars of 2020.

Lots of biz talk up front. Are we giving up on this pod? Are we going to off ourselves because we missed the Twitch wave? Only time will tell.

Posts start at 28 minute mark, featuring another read from our friends over at Review Party Dot Com.

Cheers, freaks.

Would you rather be a hypnotist or a ventriloquist? There’s a right answer here.

Welcome back to the show. This week is just OJ and Chester, as Shrew’s new kitty was having butthole problems. Posts start around 28 minutes in. We’ve got boomer calls to Geek Squad. Misguided searching for hypnotherapy. Some lovely Craigslist-themed poetry.

I know the episode is late. I’m garbage, what can I say.

Speaking of garbage, we’ve got a nice haul for you this week. UFB regular Sauce joins Chester and Shrew this week to talk dumpster diving, trash people love stories, and Rudy Giuliani’s weird face.

Posts start around 30 minutes and feature submissions from our friends over at Review Party Dot Com. We sent them some of our weird shit to read on their program, and they returned the favor. Go check them out on Spotify.

Thanks for sticking with us.

Join us this week as make plans for Civil War 2, recounts mask-related public altercations, and fondly remember the in-your-face atheism of the 1990’s.

Posts start around the 20 minute mark - stories of lost love, seeking friends to search for bigfoot, sketchy living situations, and people selling clean pee for drug testing.

If you haven’t done so yet, go check out Chester’s new podcast Matt Wanted a Hit.

Thanks for sticking with us.

Look, in this episode we blow a government-ran glory hole conspiracy wide open. What more could you want?

Posts start at 16:30 - sexy laptop repairmen, leaky moms, creepy bassists wanted, and a few other unmentionables.

Chester’s two new podcasts are:

Matt Wanted a Hit - interviews with people who do cool shit

The Cook Wook Podcast - just music festival shit

Thanks for listening, y’all.

Why is the UK so obsessed with Sherlock Holmes? Why did we get rejected for Squarespace sponsorship? What happens when you try to out pizza the hut?

Short, sweet and little loosey-goosey this week. Posts start at the 10 minute mark. We’ve got lost sailors in Mobile, Shark Week pick-up lines, and a little dash of trailer park squatting.

Sauce calls in from Chi-town! He’s one of our first guests and I believe the current record holder for appearances, and it’s always a good time when he joins the cast.

Posts starts at the 31 minute mark. We’ve got terrible COVID advice. People looking to bang crackheads. Handymen with oversized tools. Plumbers looking for “apprentices”. It’s a good batch, folks.

This week we welcome back Craigslist historian and classic UFB guest Wieuca Will for a bonafide odyssey of an episode. Church of Satan meetings at Trader Joe’s. Used face masks (NOT what you’d expect). One poor cuckold who just wants some respect.