Scientology is a groundbreaking study of self help and getting better, you're a close minded bigot!

Oh yeah, well I hear you torture people and take all their money, weirdo!

OH YEAH IF YOU CRITICIZE SCIENTOLOGY IM GOING TO SUE YOU! Also Unfriend me! See you in court!

I hate change! Nothing should ever change! Certainly not the time itself! And for what? Farmers! Pishaw!

OH yeah, well I think it would be nice for once if we didn't keep doing something old dumb and outdated once in a while in favor of a better freakin way!

OH YEAH! Well if you think Daylight Savings Time is a good idea than UNFRIEND ME!

All immigration is legal! Borders are false contructs invented by racists!

Oh yeah, well why don't you just open up your house to a bunch of freeloaders and let me know how that goes for ya!

OH YEAH! Well if you think illegal immigration is thing than UNFRIEND ME!

Spoilers. Are they good? Are they bad? Are they more complicated than that? Scott and Justin have all the answers, so listen up!

UnFriend Me digs into Furry culture and tries to learn all about it! With that help of research and your calls, I think we did ok! Join us!

HEY WHALE KILLER! I hope entertaining your awful children is worth the slow torture of animals you SEA MURDERER!

Well I think that as long as we are not hurting these creatures, what's the harm in teaching them to jump around for treats?

OH YEAH! Well if you support Sea World than UNNNNFRIEND ME!

Should places like Sea World even exist in our day and age? The circus went away, so why not this? We into it!

I love nerdy stuff! I've loved it all my life! If you haven't loved it as long as I've loved it I doubt your sincerity! Stop ruining my life, Experience Vampire!

Last I checked there's no time limit on when someone can like something! Blow it out your hipster ass!

OH YEAH! Well if you stick up for Fake Nerd than you can UNFRIEND ME!

Westworld is the best! Criticism of the series? DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING TO ME!

Oh yeah? Well I think robot fantasy stories are best told through confusion and mud!

OH YEAH! Well, if you don't think grunge songs covered on player piano get old OR Westworld Season Two than UNFRIEND ME!

Boys should be boys and girls should be girls! Why does everything have to be so kooky!

Oh yeah, well I think we should try swapping all he genders all the time, and even throw in some apes and stuff!

OH YEAH! Well if you and your SJW virtue signalers insist on ruining everything than UNFRIEND ME!

Hey! If you want to keep these kids scandalized with thier FUBU and running around with Juicy written on their butts, then move to another school!

Oh yeah well if you think I want my kid raised in your little Hitler conformity school then I think maybe I will take them to a different school!

OH YEAH! Will if you don't like School Uniforms than UNFRIEND ME!