Unfunny Buffoonery

Jack and Steven are back with a shorter episode this week, talking about the doors vs. wheels argument (which we agreed to be that there are more wheels, of course), as well as Tom Brady's un-retirement, iPhone 14 rumors and Jack's bathroom stories, for some reason.

Jack and Steven are back to avoid talking about serious issues and to bring up "current events" like Spring Break, the U.S. government's change to Income Tax reporting and the humor of the NYC accent. Seriously, try saying "the Falkland islands" without sounding like a New Yorker running his mouth, it's impossible.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss the recent Super Bowl LVI, its best advertisements, its halftime show, um, Valentine's day, and uh, like, internet piracy or some shit. Yeah, the topics this episode were light but we had good jokes. Not great but good.

Jack and Steven are back to regularly scheduled programming of the episodes, talking about the upcoming Super Bowl and Tom Brady's retirement, the NYC mayor comparing a cheese addiction to heroin, and, for whatever reason, a lot of stories about homeless people. Enjoy, I guess.

Jack and Steven are back after being gone for three weeks because well, uh, a horrible incident has occurred. We missed last week's episode because Jack forgot to record his audio, so this episode is our "redo" of that episode. Next episode will be out next week, no worries.

Jack and Steven are joined by Angelo to start the first episode of 2022, talking about Jack's new standing desk, the petition that was made to get Steven out of Jack's basement, streamers literally watching blockbuster movies live on Twitch and Jack's addiction to coffee at just 12 years of age.

Jack and Steven are back to finish 2021 off with a bang, talking about this possibly being Jack's last episode using his current setup, the success of the new "Spider-Man: No Way Home" movie, the recent Jake Paul vs. Tyron Woodley fight and Steven getting bashed in the face, potentially twice.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Spotify Wrapped, the world's largest weed brownie, Elon Musk's prediction of humans receiving "Neuralink" chips by 2022, and Jack's plans to refurnish his room and setup over Winter break. Oh, and Jack kicked a ball in a girl's face once... or did he?

Jack and Steven are back to discuss North Korea's ban on leather coats, Russia's development of "spy rocks" and a tech firm paying fix figures to put people's faces on robots. Other than that, the duo spends half the episode arguing over whether a boat or a car is the best alternative home option.