Your favorite unGrown-Ups, Ryan and Matthew, have survived independence day with all of their appendages still attached. In this episode the hirsute homeboys breeze through a variety of riveting content including: Ryan learns what his neighbor's sex rocket really is, Independence Day shenanigans, Ryan buys a hat, Matthew recaps his father/son Pikes Peak adventure, Ryan gets into Jiu Jitsu and Chiropractic therapy, bird people are strange, Teppanyaki, the pains of buying and selling things in modern society, Ryan's unexpected surprise inside, and mucho mucho mas!

It's an extra car-crazy episode as Colin, an AE86-owner and Hoopties card game creator, joins Ryan, Matthew, and Matthew's son Grayson in studio for what essentially becomes a more profane version of NPR's Car Talk. The three-and-a-half men discuss what it takes to create automotive-themed novelty products, the joys of AE86 ownership, the fun of Facebook Marketplace, car audio shenanigans, Volkswagens, LeMans, the consumption of sourtoe cocktails, Cheez-Its, Barbecue, and plenty of other questionable topics.

It's been a minute or two, but your favorite ungrownups Ryan and Matthew are back to pleasure your earholes. You've waited long enough, so rather than waste your time with a witty social media post, get to listening!

The '90s were 20 years ago- right? Ryan does Nitro Rallycross, and he describes the sounds of EV racing and the joy of porta potties at motorsports events. Ryan test drives a Polestar and discovers why gloss black looks great on pianos but terrible in cars. Matthew shares his adventures of spending five hours driving in a SoCal rainstorm and the guys discuss the intricacies of concert parking and their summer concert plans. The twosome talk travel, meats, the joy and pain of unrealistic used car pricing, and why idiot-proofing anything is impossible before the wheels fall off and a completely un-ungrownup conversation on inflation, taxes, dental work, and furniture occurs.

It's that time of the month where Ryan and Matthew get together to pleasure your earholes! You'll get to experience the guys picking right up where they left off as Ryan's talks about his hole, the dudes discuss corduroy, the snow and rain in SoCal, and Ryan's been drinking.

Now that it's Girl Scout cookie season, the cookie connoisseurs discuss their favorite cookies, why their Thin Mints look different this year, and share their consumption techniques.

Matthew learns what Sizzling Rice Soup is, Ryan took his dog on its first Overlanding adventure, Matthew's wife is a back-to-back neighborhood chili cook-off champion, the dudes talk travel plans, and Matthew struggles with his new earbuds.

Ryan gets honked at, Matthew is going to see Blink-182, ungrownup book reviews, teaching dogs tricks, music mashups, and a lot more irreverent insight.

2023 has been off to a busy start, but Ryan and Matthew are back from recent travel adventures to Washington D.C. and Japan with plenty to share about what they saw, did, and ate. The dudes then talk SoCal sports, deal with an unwanted religious solicitor, discuss terrible sequels to Predator and RoboCop, and plenty of other ungrownup non-sequiturs.

New year, still unGROWN-UPS... although one of us now owns an air fryer.

Ryan and Matthew kick off twenty twenty-three with a recap of their holiday adventures and their plans for the new year. The resolution-free men talk toys, appliances, food, travel, bumper stickers, and share what they've been streaming as only they can- with minimum effort and maximum excellence!

Since it's the holidays, Ryan and Matthew don their gay apparel and record their final episode of 2022.

The two not-so-wise men discuss their lazy Sunday, unexpected letters in the mail, Ryan's dog-iversary, lighting up the neighbor's house, LEGO tree topper, inappropriate children's books, monochromatic clothing, Elf en Español, Super Nintendo World, getting cozy in a Countach, how much is too much, random acts of automotive kindness, and their unGrown-Up picks for the best of 2022.

Whether you celebrate Happy Honda Days or Toyotathon, it's a definitely a December to Remember as Ryan and Matthew get back behind the microphones. The dynamic duo kick off the episode expanding Grayson's vocabulary before discussing their holiday toy and food drive donation strategies. From there the topics weave a continuous thread through the Sourdough Jack, roundabouts, brisket, Black Friday purchases, DIY teppanyaki, zipper problems, gift lists, inappropriate kid drawings, a JDM-styled Corvette, running into old friends, Fortnite, the anatomy of a hat, Ryan's luscious hair, and so much more.

The guys are back in action after taking a brief break due to birthdays and travel. Ryan's dog is balls-free and drugged up as he recovers from his birthday neutering. Matthew encounters the dumbest innovation in toilet paper- wavy perforations, Ryan is a toilet paper brand snob, and the guys realize they're not candidates for subscribe-and-save subscriptions. Ryan had his first-ever massage and shares his thoughts on the experience and why he needs a new mattress.

The dudes recap their Halloween adventures and debate candy strategies and whether or not the holiday should always be on a Saturday rather than on the 31st. Matthew recaps his family adventure to Boston and Salem, including multiple lobster rolls, witches, cannoli, and an Uber ride in the the most pimped-out minivan in existence.

Matthew gets weird as he recaps his challenges in attempting to view the Roku Channel's long-awaited hit, Weird- the Al Yankovic movie, Ryan ponders what makes great nachos, and then the guys weave a thread between vacations, finger tattoos, sushi, writing checks, and daydreaming about winning a Powerball jackpot.