unGROWN-UPS

Ryan and Matthew skip the formalities and jump right into things as Ryan recaps his incident and the guys cover semi-current events with the Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp outage, the Pacific Airshow, and the Huntington Beach oil spill. The low-rent Siskel & Ebert turn to entertainment and the dudes cover Netflix's Squid Game, Edward Scissorhands, movies with bedtime stories, and questionable pornographic spoofs. Matthew gets responsible and sets his son up with an app, a bank account, a list of chores, and connects him with neighbors for some paying jobs. The dynamic duo discuss culinary successes and failures, selling things online, garage work, BMX bikes, action sports athletes, Halloween candy, unorthodox pets, and other ungrownup musings.

Ryan and Matthew kick off their fifty-second episode in the best way possible- unprepared and with an in-studio guest. Marc joins the fun as the guys discuss in no particular order, Rock Paper Scissors, POGs, religious headwear, Italian Denny's, meat crayons, making bacon, malls, Blockbuster, Good Housekeeping, the Kardashians, candles, Excalibur, sports fans, wearing protection, spicy beans, and plenty of other non sequitors.

Ryan and Matthew return from their Labor Day break and are joined by their not-so-special guest Nick for an extended-length episode. Ryan recaps why he left town for the holiday weekend and why tourists in convertibles on Pacific Coast Highway are the worst. We learn that Ryan drove a 72 Corvette while also sporting a mohawk in high school.

The dapper dudes ponder their impending mortality as they realize that Smells LIke Teen Spirit is now thirty years old. Ryan shares his Kurt Cobain conspiracy theory, Matthew shares his Nirvana museum exhibit experience, and Nick shares some bad Nirvana puns. Thanks to day drinking, the Nirvana discussion somehow transitions to food and restaurants. The hungry homeboys talk about Applebee's, Chili's, Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, Bloomin' Onion, Cheddar Bay Biscuits, Mexican food cravings, In-N-Out, before moving onto beer and local breweries.

After food and drink talk, Matthew considers a pinball machine for the garage and is surprised how pricey they are, yet has no problem spending money on garden hoses. Ryan shares the difficulties in finding the right smarphone mount for his 4Runner. The dudes discuss podcast ideas, Ryan updates us on what he's been watching and playing with, and the guys talk sports, electric bikes, Bitcoin, Whoopi Goldberg, and other absurdities.

Ryan and Matthew achieve a questionable milestone as they've hit the 50th episode mark in their unGROWN-UPS saga and they go a little car crazy. The automotive aficionados discuss the Lamborghini Countach, Toyota's supply chain issues, crazy dealer markups on new vehicles, and custom vehicles built in limited numbers. Grayson shares his Heineken 0.0 tasting experience, Ryan discovers Knob Creek On the Rocks, Matthew buys some pots and gets his turf installed, and the two and a half dudes discuss skateboarding. All that and more await!

Ryan and Matthew kick off the 49th episode with some childhood reminiscing of playground games and going to the arcades at the mall. Ryan secures his status as the fun uncle as he recaps his trip to Legoland with his niece and nephew. Matthew shares stories about his time in Tehachapi while his son was at Woodward West, with deer, unexpected track time at Willow Springs Raceway, and soaring over Tehachapi in a glider. As Monterey Car Week is underway in Northern California, Ryan and Matthew discuss some car news with new vehicles from Lotus and Lamborghini, and Tesla low-key delaying the Cybertruck. Ryan likes OnlyCans, Matthew buys himself another vintage Seiko, Ryan expedites his Passport and discovers a website that mashes up ambient music with police scanner audio, Matthew shares his Sunday drive adventure, and other ungrownup musings.

If you can't get enough of Ryan and Matthew, this episode is 50% more entertaining as Matthew's son, Grayson, makes his podcasting debut.

The two and a half ungrownups discuss Matthew's trip to the bachelorette capital of North America, the Lane Motor Museum, and the US Space and Rocket Center. Matthew and Grayson share their thoughts on Fast & Furious 9 and Ryan shares his Northern California adventure with an otter and a urinal. Ryan hates Forest Gump, Grayson likes Bubba Gump, Ryan is excited about He-Man on Netflix while Grayson doesn't care, and everyone is excited for Ted Lasso. The threesome talk toys as Ryan finally gets his childhood TurboGrafix-16 connected to his TV, Matthew & Grayson talk about buying a bunch of toys on clearance for a Christmas in July event, and Ryan's Batwing is mentioned.

With extreme temperatures in full effect across the Western US, and Ryan and Matthew heading out for some business and leisure travel, the dudes sit down in front of the mics to chat and chill. The unGROWN-UPS discuss dumb brand collaborations, six-figure video games, car spotting, internal theme music, podcast playback speeds, billionaires in space, Space Jam, Mexican seafood, terrible corporate brand mottos, museums, Radwood and Goodwood, Ideal AC temperature, dick neighbors, and plenty of other questionable topics.

Your favorite unGROWN-UPs, Ryan and Matthew, brave the heat to discuss (in no particular order): Sexy Beasts, male grooming, BMX bikes, Rollerblades, Weekend at Bernie's, drinking at kids activity centers, Shabu Shabu, dropping a Batwing, the weather, unexpected convenience store merchandise, shopping with a naked face, Nana Sandy updates, visiting the South, Bloomin' Onions, and much much more!

Summer fun has begun! Ryan recaps his ride up to Northern California on his BMW for a multi-day mid-week adventure followed by his visit to the California Science Center to check out the Art of the Brick and the Space Shuttle Endeavour. Matthew recaps his son's adventure at Skate Camp and the challenges of building a skateboard when there's an infinite number of parts combinations possible. Matthew also excitedly shares news about NBC's upcoming Ultimate Slip 'N Slide show that's turned into a literal sh!t show. Ryan and Matthew discuss all of the reality shows they've been streaming and discuss fan theories to popular TV shows. The awesome twosome turn to the automotive industry and recap recent notable vehicle launches. There's so much more to mention, but you'll have to hear it for yourself!

Ryan and Matthew jump into their forty-fourth episode with Ryan sharing the joy of playing in a bounce house and the unexpected pain that friction burns cause. The manly mates veer into uncharted territory with an impromptu book club discussion on the book that Matthew just purchased and the book that Ryan just finished before the twosome course correct and discuss food cravings, shopping, annoying checkout terminals, streaming, contests and lotteries for vaccinated people, Sour Patch kids, and other non-sequiturs.