Ryan and Matthew get into the holiday spirit as they recap their Thanksgiving and prepare for Christmas. Santa's not-so-little helpers discuss holiday foods, try to determine if there were any decent Black Friday shopping deals, their thoughts on Christmas decor, and why the pandemic has made being charitable this holiday season more difficult than expected. Ryan gets excited for his grilling gift to himself and Matthew is excited for their upcoming ungrownup gift exchange before their appetites get the best of them and they start craving prime rib and leftover Thanksgiving sandwiches.

Ryan and Matthew get together virtually to discuss anything and everything- including the challenges of determining if having the sniffles this time of year means you've got a cold or Covid. Matthew gets a deal on some weights and waits on the USPS to stop screwing up his deliveries. Ryan shares his 4Runner adventure to Bishop, California where the finest dining establishment in town happens to be in a bowling alley. The guys discuss the news that a 200-person Fight Club was shut down in NYC recently, but how the focus was on the lack of masks and social distancing than the illegal fighting, drugs, and weapons. The jolly bearded fellows share what they're not doing for Thanksgiving and they also try to determine how early is too early to start decorating for Christmas and if it's more acceptable to decorate early this year due to the raging dumpster fire that 2020 has been.

Energized with an extra hour of sleep thanks to the end of Daylight Saving time, Ryan and Matthew cover a lot of ground in this week's episode. The Halloween candy enthusiasts share their Halloween adventures, Ryan gets a new Monster in his garage, four-legged bitches are somehow drawn to Matthew, Ryan experiences Amazon Fresh, Instagram's suggested posts are creepy, the loss of Sean Connery, a critical discussion on Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, and other irreverent musings.

Ryan and Matthew get together for their thirtieth episode and kick things off with Deep Fakes, Hairballs, Popping, and ASMR videos. Matthew shares his newfound love of pressure-washing everything he can as he continues his home-improvement projects with some work in the backyard. The dudes chat about the surprising items that are in short supply these days- including appliances, Hot Pockets, aluminum cans, and of course cleaning supplies. The meticulous masticators turn to food and discuss kale, beets, squeeze bottles, to-go orders, and indoor restaurant dining. As Halloween approaches, the bearded gentlemen debate how they'll celebrate the holiday while social distancing. The streaming binge-watchers also share their appreciation for quite possibly the best new show they've stumbled upon on, Ted Lasso.

Ryan and Matthew recap a week that was both overwhelming and underwhelming as the guys dumped more time and money into their money pit projects. Ryan claims he has created the next big food craze- the Burgerrito and why he'll miss the Mexican Pizza at Taco Bell. The bearded brethren discuss movies and why James Bond might kill the movie theater industry and Matthew shares how he and his wife confused and commingled the plots of Real Genius and Weird Science. The Weird Geniuses also discuss Ryan's LEGO misadventure, why inflatable holiday decor sucks, and other musings.

Ryan and Matthew relive 1990s entertainment with binge-watching sprees of Cobra Kai episodes and Bill & Ted movies and the hours they've wasted playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater Remastered. The hirsute homeboys discuss 1990s movies they've seen countless times, POGs, comic books, sports cards, and memorabilia. While the dumpster fire that is 2020 rages on, the guys discuss trash TV, drive-in entertainment options, why Hollywood should make a Gremlins sequel, and they debate whether or not non-alcoholic beer is kid-friendly.

Alright stop, collaborate, and listen. Ryan's back from his brand new adventure. Matthew & Ryan rap about the Ryan Rails America adventure that took Ryan from LA to Portland to Chicago via Amtrak. The pretty-fly-for-white-guys cover all the ground that Ryan covered via rail and why he decided to take to the skies to return home from Chicago. With the Labor Day Holiday weekend in effect, Ryan breaks in a new family grill and Matthew beats the heat by introducing his son to the Karate Kid movies before starting Cobra Kai on Netflix. The dudes also share the misery of getting Hawk-blocked when their pre-ordered copies of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1+2 get delayed, the joys of unsubscribing from annoyingly frequent marketing emails, the immaturity of Holey Moley, and other musings.

Ryan and Matthew kick off their twenty-sixth episode by reminiscing on their all too short stay-at-home summer as the school year gets underway. The hirsute homeboys discuss Ryan wearing pants and losing his favorite pair of Oakley sunglasses on a business trip to LA, Matthew shares the joy of home improvement projects involving 18' ceilings, Ryan gives us an update on his Ryan Rails America train adventure, foods to avoid ordering To-Go, disappearing mailboxes, Resistbot, and other shenanigans.

Ryan and Matthew are a quarter of the way to something good as they sit down for their twenty-fifth episode. The brilliantly bearded buddies are joined by Socially Distant Sarah who also happens to be an unGROWNUPS superfan. The trio discuss the return of MLB, NBA, and NHL action amidst the pandemic, how the leagues are fostering virtual fan support at the games, and what it means for all eight(!) of Sarah's fantasy sports leagues. Ryan and Sarah share how they met and why both of them battle over who has better musical taste and a better butt. Ryan shares his plan to travel the US, heading from LA to Portland and then to Chicago via train. The crew discuses Ryan's latest purchase and why Beat Saber doesn't have anything to do with self-pleasure before citing the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby, ranting about Don't Mess With the Zohan, the departure of Wilford Brimley, and other randomness.

Matthew and Ryan ponder the significance of National Ice Cream Day and wonder what it would take create a National unGROWN-UP Day. As Matthew prepares for a family Summer Semi-Staycation where he'll be working from home in someone else's home, the guys discuss Palm Springs as a destination and as a movie on Hulu. The bearded brethren bemoan the current Coronavirus coin shortage, Ryan discusses how he went from couch shopping to suspension shopping with just a few clicks, and the boys go bonkers over the new Bronco.