unGROWN-UPS

Matthew and Ryan survived the 4th of July with all of their appendages intact to swap stories about firework misadventures, chicken wings, and the difficulty in feeling patriotic during a raging dumpster fire. Matthew rage hates on Old Navy and the abysmal online shopping experience he's had to endure for some cloth masks. The guys reminisce on the 80s and 90s with Back to the Future and introducing a 10-year-old to Jim Carrey's cinematic hits. With summer in full swing, the bearded gentlemen discuss vacation plans, run through a ton of truck talk with Ford, Ram, Rivian, Lordstown, and Nikola all announcing new trucks and a whole lot more.

Ryan and Matthew take a quick break from their families on Father's Day and the dudes veer off into a discussion on dub deuces, customizing crap cars, Ryan pimping his ride, Porsche hunting, other automotive musings. Once they leave the car talk behind, the guys chat about barbecuing, books, bidets, the politicization of a pandemic, and what the rest of summer is gonna look like.

The boys are back! Ryan and Matthew are joined by Jason and Alli for a responsibly distant face-to-face conversation. The three men and the lady jump right in and discuss the turmoil the United States is experiencing and why Black Lives Matter and share the importance of getting involved. The motley crew of ungrownups go on to discuss Ryan's birthday pizza party, baby x-rays, squirrels, online shopping, guilty-pleasure shows, workout sluts, and more- all while trying to adapt to finally socializing in person.

Ryan and Matt kick off their XX episode with a recap of Ryan skipping out on a camping trip to wait on a sandwich delivery that he forgot he ordered weeks prior, and it somehow gets stranger from there. The guys discuss expensive sandwich spending, random online purchases, pre-ordering Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2 four months in advance, the terrible Facebook avatar craze, receiving emails from appliances, passive aggressive fitness trackers, and other absurdities.

Ryan and Matt are definitely hairier and possibly heavier as they roll into their nineteenth episode. The bearded gentlemen discuss Ryan's newly-discovered man-bun capability, his off-roading adventures with kids who hate it, and the guys discuss all things 1990s including the late Jerry Stiller's stint on Seinfeld, The Last Dance ESPN documentary, and Matt's purchase of the Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection. Ryan shares that he gets creeped out when watching Hoarders on Hulu and how it's caused him to begin purging and organizing his mostly-organized garage and the guys discuss where they like to sell their unwanted stuff so they can buy more stuff.

Ryan and Matt cross the line and become legal ungrownups with their eighteenth episode. The guys go full Rad and discuss their favorite childhood video game and arcade memories while paying respects to their mothers as they trade Yo Momma jokes. Make someone's mother proud and listen.

Ryan and Matthew and some conversation about UHF and ALF. Need we say more?

Ryan and Matthew kick off their Super Sweet Sixteenth (and still socially distant) episode questioning whether or not super sweet sixteen birthday parties were a thing when they were in high school. he guys discuss how they've been socializing virtually with virtual beer festivals, happy hours, lunch hang-outs, and trivia nights using Zoom. As they continue into the second month of staying-at-home, the guys talk about the new normal of ordering absolutely everything for pick-up or delivery. The bearded duo also debate what life will look like when things start to return to normal, if it's safe to start planning future vacations, and other random musings.

Ryan and Matthew continue their social distancing- but thanks to some behind-the-scenes tweaks, Matthew no longer sounds like he's calling in from a truck stop payphone. As the guys settle into the new normal, they discuss binge-watching McMillions, grocery shopping via Instacart, unexpected Uline deliveries, being LinkedIn official, Trash Pandas, garage door beer chugging, a layered discussion on 3D printing, and other shenanigans.

Ryan and Matthew get socially distant this episode as they record while sitting 22 miles apart- and boy is it obvious. Using FaceTime with a Macbook that was purchased when Steve Jobs was still alive, the guys chat about the ways they're surviving and entertaining themselves during the Coronavirus stay-at-home order.