UnHoly Mofos

Back to Tales From the Crypt we go, to wrap up season 2! This season features two IT alumnis, a childhood memory from Jake, and an origin story? All this plus more IT remake talks (surprise surprise), aggressive little dogs and more!

Music:

Slipknot - The Negative One

Billy Idol - Cradle of Love

36 Crazyfists - At The End of August

Next time, we talk some Nic Cage, Jim Carrey and McLovin in Kick Ass 1 & 2

You know that movie we seem to quote a lot? Well we figure it's damn time we cover it on the show! That's right, after the double feature of shitshows last week, we make a double feature of some well made, well acted and quotable films both done by the Coen Brothers, Fargo and The Big Lebowski. Scott didn't watch one of these movies, so he is completely out of his element.

Music: 

Bob Dylan - The Man in Me

Law and Order theme (Sean will explain why)

Kenny Rogers - Just Dropped In

The World Alive - Inviting Eye

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Looking Out My Back Door

Next week, back to TV shows with Tales From the Crypt, where we will finish out Season 2. Remember, the Dude abides.

Outtakes: Scott is Donny, so who is Dude and Walter? And a bit more.

For this episode, we present a movie that we haven't done on the show before. But we guarantee it's gonna be a wonderful time! It's Sean's first viewing as well as our special guest Suzanne from Two Drink Minimum and NFW. It's a short film but we get an hour of outtakes from waiting on Sean.

Music:

David Hasselhoff - True Survivor

Flock of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away)

Join us in discussing possibly the biggest downfall a series has taken, ho boy. See some 3D effects that make Friday the 13th Part 3's look magnificent, and a movie that says sharks can apparently hold grudges so large it makes them defy science (and good filmmaking).

Music:

Little Mermaid - Under the Sea

Hatebreed - From Grace We've Fallen

Shinedown - Sound of Madness

Next week we try to get the taste of these movies out by talking some Coen Brothers with The Big Lebowski and Fargo.

It's quite a weird episode. Scott is the one doing the long winded rundown and Sean is the one doing a real quick one (while trying not to get dropped from the call once again). Damn, what alternate dimension did we step into? Actually Scott is talking about the classic Steven Spielberg flick Jaws, which deserves some respect. But is Sean's short rundown of part 2 justified? Also a brief spoiler filled talk about Spiderman Homecoming (29:20 - 39:20 if you want to avoid getting spoiled) and more.

Music:

Sum 41 - Black Eyes

Toki Wartooth - Underwater Friends

Dethklok - Murmaider II: The Water God

I know what you're asking. We aren't gonna do Jaws 3 and 4 next week are we? Hey, we've done some franchises that ended real shitty, we can do another one. Gotta take the bad with the good. So that's what's coming up.

Outtakes: Talking about the Emojis movie that leads into the bottom rated movies of IMDB, that goes longer while Sean's Skype issues get worse. Also Sean's dog hurts him.

We are back after a month hiatus (at least from the regular show format) and boy do we have a show for you! First an hour long opening segment of news stories (mostly trailers) and what we've been watching. Then it's time for the main feature where we discuss the two Tales From the Crypt movies. Jake butchers Jada Pinkett's character's name a few times, Sean has an accident outside his apartment, and much more!

Music:

Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot

Machine Head - Demon Knight (My Misery)

Sweet - Ballroom Blitz

Shinedown - Cut the Cord

Next time, yet another franchise, this time we talk about the Jaws movies, maybe with a special guest?

To pay tribute to George A Romero, the godfather of the flesh eating ghouls that came to be known as zombies, we decide to revisit his first and most important film Night of the Living Dead, with the NFW crew Newty, Willis and Suzanne. Get your copies ready (public domain, so not hard to get one) and watch this masterpiece with us!

Music:

The Misfits - Night of the Living Dead

Creature Feature - Aim For the Head

We're back with another Cryosphere to revisit the movie that features two future Hollywood crazies Charlie Sheen and Randy Quaid. Get your copies and tiger's blood ready and watch along with us!

Music:

Ozzy Osbourne - Secret Loser

Motley Crue - Smokin' In The Boy's Room

Two Navy movies. Because of the quick turnaround, this is a real short one. And there's even more Skype issues. Yay. Plus real quick Fucked Up News Story, Jake watched Power Rangers again, and maybe a bit more.

Music: 

Village People - In The Navy

Kingsman - Louie Louie 

Stevie Ray Vaughn - The House is a Rockin'

Party Posse - Drop the Bomb

Next time we meet, which may be at the end of the month, we will discuss Tales From the Crypt. Not the TV show, the movies Demon Knight and Bordello of Blood

After a few space episodes, we're back down to Earth but our heads are still up in the clouds. Because we are doing a few stoner comedies, starting with the 1998 Dave Chappelle vehicle Half Baked followed by the 2008 Seth Rogen-James Franco movie Pineapple Express. Don't worry, no actual weed was smoked during the actual show, we're just that silly.

Music:

Rick James - Mary Jane

Bloodhound Gang - Along Comes Mary

Fire From the Gods - Excuse Me

Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue

Afroman - Because I Got High

Next time we'll be doing some Navy comedies with McHale's Navy and Down Periscope. Also it's gonna be a quick turnaround, and we may or may not be off for a while. Details at the end of the show.

Outtakes: Sean making noises