Uninformed Critics

Well 59 episode's in and some how internet ratings are still baffling to us. Talking points include, where mermaids fit in the fantasy realm (spoiler: We have no idea), why this town is obsessed with said mermaids, and what exactly this government organization is doing!

In this ground breaking new series, Pizza Quest: In Pursuit of the Perfect Slice, the Uniformed Critics step away from TV and Movies and into the world of fine dining as they attempt to find the greatest pizza on the planet. We begin the quest on a low note starting with the formerly bad (and if you ask us still terrible) popular nationwide chain Domino's. Topics of conversation include: Police Quest, all you can barf buffets, and elevators.

This week we travel back in time to discover aliens, oh wait no there are no aliens in this one.  Talking points include, super creepy doctors, the fact there are no aliens, and most importantly why pedophile seems to be okay.  

This week we stepped away from the world of TV and into the big screen, well sort of this one was on Netflix.  Talking points include, lots of dicks, eating ass, and Thomas' most amazing experience with a real life Juggalo. 

Join us this week as we trash both this show and Toledo. Talking points include long bus rides, bad acting, and why not even people from Toledo want to date people from Toledo.  Listen as we dive back to last week to answer an unanswered question.

It  comes once in a generation that the TV God's bless us with something as great as this show.  Talking points include how many illusion crimes are there,  pushover bosses, and being a hidden twin.  Last week sucked so bad we have no answers but listen to the end anyway....

After yet another illness we're back, and coming in hot with a supersized show!  Talking points include, horrible characters, bad premises', and racism written by baby boomers.  We would dive back to last week to answer a question, but there was no last week!

Listen in as we try the Super Hero genre again, and spoiler alert, we like it about as much as last time.  Talking points include how awesome is two bitz, why does he need a suit, and how dumb is the bad guys plan.  Stick around to the end to find out some answers to last weeks questions

We're back, the flu can't keep us away forever, and we're coming back strong this week.  Listen in as we discuss why flying cars still need drivers, how drugs are still sketchy, and exactly what year this show takes place.  We dive back two weeks to answer some unanswered questions.

This week we checked out FOX's new police drama 9-1-1.  We discuss fear of roller coasters, crazy age differences, and who exactly are the paramedics. As always stick around to the end for some unanswered questions from last week.