This week the scumbags explore a Herefordshire man’s allegedly platonic relationship with the world’s largest collection of love dolls, question whether university varsity is anything more than an excuse for students to get hammered, and agree there was far more to Pete Burns than just the plastic surgery.

This week the scumbags explore the bizarre british countryside tradition of morris dancing, the rip-off mystery box hawkers King Colis and the lingerie baroness turned PPE scammer Michelle Mone.

This week the scumbags discuss the welsh miner who became a camp wrestling icon, the vulgar underground scandal of fatbergs and bemoan the irritating habits of UK street auditors.

This week the scumbags discuss the Newport man who threw away millions of pounds worth of bitcoin and won't stop hassling the council about it, the underrated but bizarre Saturday night TV show Hole In The Wall, and the sad demise of everyones favourite UK soap dog Wellard.

On this weeks episode the scumbags discuss Knollsy the hero football fan, the crazy cat lady from Barnsley who got in trouble with the council and which British pub snack is the best.

This week the scumbags discuss the woman who woke up with a Chinese accent, the Pig Man of Cannock Chase and the Bristol sex club that was forced to shut down for the strangest reason.

Happy Wednesday Patriots! The Scumbags are back as usual, this time with a crispy new look and a tasty new intro. On this weeks show they discuss Guy Goma and his unexpected TV appearance, a love triangle in a Swansea school that turned incredibly violent and that time a grown man vomited over a child at a Welsh rugby match.

This week the scumbags discuss horseracing pundit turned reality TV star John McCririck, Chaos and violence on Jet2 holidays and salad cart slop at Harvester.

This week the scumbags discuss cult crackpot David Icke, rate their favourite processed meat snacks and share stories from their experiences at the Job Centre.

This week the scumbags discuss Tim Martin and his cheap booze empire, the pensioner who spent his lottery winnings on becoming a drug kingpin, and we hear messages from the patriots at home about their local hometown legends.