United States of a Movie

Sure, Wisconsin is known for cheese - at least it used to be - because once you're done with this episode you'll realise Wisconsin is also known for bare assed bears, giant spiders and a troubling amount of sperm... like, a shocking amount of it

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Killer viruses, schizophrenics and polyamorous relationships with the Anti-Christ? We must be heading to the biggest little state in the union - Rhode Island! Though it be small it be mighty... weird. An animated buddy cop movie with a white blood cell and a cold pill? CHECK! A comedy about a guy with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage? CHECK! A polyamorous 4-way with the devil? YOU BETCHA! Strap in everyone, Rhode Island has something to prove

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Things get extra crispy as USofAMovie ventures to Kentucky; where all the gold is (if you believe Goldfinger), where all the cigarettes are (if you believe The Insider) and where it's apparently 1876 (if you believe Next of Kin). Come for Patrick Swayze's questionable mullet choices, stay for Connery's casual misogyny and then lose your minds at the most brutal marinara saucing of all time

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It's once again time for Will to hate on another beloved childhood movie of Oli and Ryan. We head to the great state of Virginia where the only 'Major Payne' Will was feeling was a deep-seated hatred of anyone named Wayans. Denzel Washington helps end racism in America with a 'by the numbers' movie that is still a touchdown in our hearts in 'Remember The Titans'. But in pole position this week for the fellas is notorious flop 'D.A.R.Y.L.' - an absolute banger of a movie that has heart, sci-fi. Top Gun like shenanigans and unfortunately no epic robot super fight to the death... it does however teach us all about hookers

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Leave it to The USofAMovie gang to make Christmas a bit hornier and scarier than usual. Can 'Batman Returns', the horniest Batman movie of them all (even without Bat-nips), take down the best (and only?) Christmas, horror, comedy, kids movie 'Gremlins' OR will the Christmas classic 'It's A Wonderful Life' beat them both to a pulp? Grab your slippers and a hot chocolate and come find out!

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This week the podcast heads to Ohio, home of Callahan Auto Parts, the Guardians - I mean Indians - and Gregarious Games. If you thought 'Ready Player One' was punishment for Will disrespecting 'Twister' - you'd be right. But it's all good, Will brings the classic 'Tommy Boy' to the party and proudly explains how he is a big time 'Puss Boy' while Ryan swings for the fences with the sequel to 'Platoon' - 'Major League'.

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It's time to understand just what New Hampshire is all about - Cthulhus, insanity and childhood trauma. You'd think New Hampshire would be a sedate episode but this week is filled with crazy people. Some are being controlled by evil forces where the real terror comes from the colour blue (In The Mouth Of Madness), some have been almost driven crazy by the death game that has ensnared another for 26 years (Jumanji) and some are driven to murder by an even crazier person (What About Bob?). Is New Hampshire's motto 'Live Free of Die' actually a threat? Let's get into it.

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It's time for the Maine Event where you should either get busy living or get busy dying of laughter at bukkake jokes. It's Maine so if we didn't do Steven King a scary clown would come and murder us, so Oli brought the ultimate catharsis of 'The Shawshank Redemption', Will knocked it out of the park with the most Spielbergian movie not directed by Steven Spielberg with 'The Iron Giant' and Ryan chose a movie that Will and he can quote ad nauseam (Oli can attest to this), 'Wet Hot American Summer'. 3 movies held in high regard that all flopped massively at the box office - hey look we found a theme!

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This week it's a 'State of Thanks' as we try and find the ultimate Thanksgiving movie. First up it's a cast that's as stuffed as a Thanksgiving turkey in 'Home For The Holidays' but this bird might be a bit under done, next is the most accurate representation of the true story of Thanksgiving in history in 'Addams Family Values' up against Ryan's nightmare holiday scenario with the stone cold classic 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles'. Time to put on those eating pants and gorge yourselves on two great movies and also 'Home For The Holidays'

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New York is a vast state, but you wouldn't know it from the fella's selections this week - it's NYC all the way baby! The guys become interior design experts while being totally flummoxed by the intricacies of the New York Stock Exchange in 'Wall Street', Will once again ruins Oli's childhood by becoming a boomerang expert in his critical takedown of 'Crocodile Dundee' and Ryan becomes a pizza delivery expert where the entire illusion of a world with 6 foot tall ninja turtles is shattered by an improper pizza delivery angle. Enjoy the podcast ya pelican!

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