United States of a Movie

Leave it to The USofAMovie gang to make Christmas a bit hornier and scarier than usual. Can 'Batman Returns', the horniest Batman movie of them all (even without Bat-nips), take down the best (and only?) Christmas, horror, comedy, kids movie 'Gremlins' OR will the Christmas classic 'It's A Wonderful Life' beat them both to a pulp? Grab your slippers and a hot chocolate and come find out!

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Sure you could watch the Connecticut shot movie about Connecticut life starring 3 future female movie stars BUT THEN AGAIN you COULD watch Arnold Schwarzenegger's follow up to 'Terminator 2'. The movie that terminated Christmas joy, some people's will to live and Arnold's directing career - 'Christmas in Connecticut'

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If you thought that 2 stoner comedies would out weird Alfred Hitchcock, boy were you WRONG.

Let's head to Vermont where murder totally unfazes everyone and a small town comes together to bury, dig up, bury, dig up again, rebury, re-exhume, bury and once more dig up the eponymous Harry

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This week it's a 'State of Thanks' as we try and find the ultimate Thanksgiving movie.

First up it's a cast that's as stuffed as a Thanksgiving turkey in 'Home For The Holidays' but this bird might be a bit under done, next is the most accurate representation of the true story of Thanksgiving in history in 'Addams Family Values' up against Ryan's nightmare holiday scenario with the stone cold classic 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles'.

Time to put on those eating pants and gorge yourselves on two great movies and also 'Home For The Holidays'

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It's time to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka because you're either gonna get super cold and murdered or things are about to get so sexy you're definitely getting pregnant. Who knew Minnesota was such a dark horse?

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A movie where the Dad dies, a movie where the wrong kid dies and a movie where the wrong kids are arrested after some dude dies - SYMMETRY

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Good morning, Baltimore! It's time to make a skin suit and murder people who don't recycle!

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You're welcome - this week is a banger. A Neil Marshall double creature feature with 'Dog Soldiers' and 'The Descent' AND THEN the most delicious dessert of all with the iconic 'The Thing'

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It's Spooky Season so it's time to go through the looking glass once again as Oli slowly comes to terms with the idea that Horror can be fun.

Time for the fellas to Mann up with Michael Mann's 'Manhunter', to figure out if you really can scream in space with 'Event Horizon' and will it be grimaces or smiles as they watch 'Smile 2'?

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So a mystical voice told us that if we recorded a podcast people would come to listen to it in a cornfield in Iowa. Ridiculous right? No more so than a biological weapon making everyone a murderous psychopath or the fact that Julia Robert's boyfriend tries to 'out hair' her. It's time to head to heaven... I mean Iowa.

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