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What do bananas with dreadlocks, Google glass, and 300 gallons of urine have in common?  If you said nothing you’re almost right.  They’re all topics discussed rigorously by Evan, Shane, and DeHart on on this weeks Unitedcypher Presents.  Stream, download, subscribe and other appropriate verbs as need.  Oh, and enjoy.

Evan, Shane, and DeHart ponder the philosphical implications of the transhumanist movement such as whether to opt for robot legs or tank treads and if cybernetics are even worth the trouble if you still have to poop.  These important questions and various Ted Nugent related tangents for some reason, all this and more on this … Continue reading "UCP S4E03: Nuge-bots of the Apocolypse"

Evan, Shane, and DeHart discuss wrestling promos, deep fried foods, and the mutated society of clowns that will inevitable evolve on Mars thanks to the Curiosity rover on this weeks Unitedcypher Presents.  You know, the usual podcast fare.

Unitedcypher Presents triumphantly returns.  In this episode, the crew discuss their soon-to-be-completed documentary, the pitfalls of being a dj, death songs and an idea for Rasta reality show about bungee jumping. Speaking of djs, check out Eddie Mike tonight and every Thursday at the Irish Exit in New Albany, IN.

Haters gonna hate and that’s exactly what happens in this exciting edition of Unitedcypher Presents.  Making it in just under the wire of missing the whole damn month, we bring you a Trollvember celebration.  Put it together… Trolls + November.  Tada. Due to legal issues, audio only this time around.  Give it a listen and … Continue reading "UCP S3E09: #trollvember"

As our Halloween special, we let three goth poets take over Unitedcypher Presents and take turns rambling nonsensically. Also featured this episode: Tom Guycot, Travis dancing, and a best of Dr Hell segment

This episode, Evan, DeHart, and Shane discuss dogs on dope, zombies on public service announcements, ice packs on packages, and how to handle the resulting amputees.  If that last part isn’t clear, package and bird are referring to penis euphemistically.  Check it out. (Audio version also available)

Evan, DeHart, and Travis discuss Amish splinter groups and the triclops the world is missing.  In this weeks Situation, they ponder the question of what kind of werewolf (or woof) would you be if that were a thing that could happen. (Audio version available)

On this week’s Unitedcypher Presents, Evan, DeHart, and guest host Travis discuss important hot button issues of the day including but not limited to the following: Dr. Pepper, Mythbusters, hipster ban, and costumed characters turned potential deities.  Check it out. (Audio version is also available)

In this video show, we discuss celebrities and those wacky products they advertise, why politics has become completely silly, and we learn how many elbow drops it would take to burst America’s prostate.  All inappropriate, constantly nostalgic – NSFW. (Audio version is available.)