It's all hands on deck here at the University at the Top of the Hill for the emergence of the Being Inside Comet SR-3817! It's promising to be a truly eventful evening, I hope you're all prepared.

Featuring

Daniel Kunkel as Blake Slate

Madeleine Norton as Miss Snake

Ben Folts as Pat Caique

SMJ as Jack Mehoff

Stephanie Fonghesier as the Maestro

Written by Daniel Kunkel

Coming to you, live from deep inside the jungle, Ms. Snake is back once again to set things right with the natural world, and make some fuzzy friends along the way!

Written and Narrated by Madeline Norton

Welcome back to Pat's Down!

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On Top with Jack Mehoff returns with a sports breakdown!

Important information this week includes: an apology, men's tennis, and a new mixed martial arts event!

Written and Narrated by SMJ

Introducing the Thunderdome! Is that anything?

Important information this week includes: Dave Day, an inclement storm, and the Comet!

Written and Narrated by Daniel Kunkel

Blake, this is a RAW UPLOAD REMEMBER TO EDIT LATER, especially that part at the end.

Featuring

Daniel Kunkel as Blake Slate

Ben Folts as Pat Caique

SMJ as Jack Mehoff

Madeline Norton as Miss Snake

Stephanie Fonghesier as the Maestro

Welcome to Pat's Down with Patterson Keik.

Important information this week includes: Acapella, Asylum X, and the return of an old foe.

Written and Narrated by Ben Folts

Featuring Stephanie Fongheiser as the Maestro

It appears there may have been more than one new hire.

Important information this week includes Missing animals, creepers, and Talent Time.

Written and narrated by Madeline Norton.

Featuring Stephanie Fongheiser as ???

A new...host begins their tenure at University Radio. 

Important information this week includes: The University of the Top of the Hill Hilltoppers, a surprise move by coach Zenon, and the "pin heard round the world."

Written and Narrated by SMJ

Important information this week includes: a new campus club, Hachiko's new job, and Parker Hammond. 

Written and Narrated by Daniel Kunkel

Featuring Madeline Norton as Big "Bake" Snake