Unlikely Adventurers

You know how all of our other episodes are TOTALLY FOR THE KIDS? Well not this one! This one is different! But is it though? Join Becca and Macy as the make an arsenic genasi, a loxodon mom friend, a leasing agent, and... a skittles abomination? Also if you hear thunder, Bex was recording in the middle of a storm lmao.

Listen besties... if you think the previous ones are nothing, but THIS ONE. Nothing! It's got basically no content! A bee? Nah! Old radio announcer? Nope. Snickers bar? That's old hat! Jump scares? AH! No! We really tried, tho. I think.

HEY NOW! The title isn't what you expect! Or is it? Who's to say? Well, we're back and I hope you're ready for some piss talk. Today we cover characters such as a cat from the Sims 4, an umbrella saleman, a pressure washer, and a certain unique warforged. Can I get an uwu from the crowd? Okay, no, then r.i.p. me.

Did you know that we usually have ideas before going into the podcast? Well hear us out, what if we didn't? What if we had no thoughts and only vibes? If you thought we were normally over the top, just you wait as we discuss a new trick-r-treat ttrpg, a trash construct, Chris Pine, a cat-valier fighter, and more!

If you had the chance to flavor your own protein powder, would ya? Maybe... some options are mistakes tho. Couldn't be Baja Blast, tho. That COULDN'T be bad. Also we discuss tongues, gym equipment, skin, and a wine glass? This one is WILD besties.

Need quick art of your latest DND character? Well, AI tech has got you covered! We got IMMEDIATE fan art of our lovely creations this episode, and if you wanna see them... well just hold tight. And maybe check those socials to see TRUE ART.

We present to you today: a don't laugh challenge! If you laugh, you lose, so get your drinks ready. We've given you a hard one, talking about lizards, Lightning McQueen, tourists, and ketchup. Good luck, besties...

Don't worry about the title. There is NOTHING wrong. We just talk about three druids, toddler drawings, fitness influencers, and then we get lost in the sauce. The bean sauce.

Are you too cool for school? Would you rather get fame and money from social media? Join the club! Become an InfluWizard today! Or, if that's not your speed, become a strong pupper, or a waxing rogue, or, hell, a cardboard cutout just trying to get a new face! Also, a familiar guest returns!

This title is referencing CATS. NOTHING ELSE. Don't worry about it. Anyway, y'all like sponges? You a fan of mommies? Are you a gamer? Do you live in Garfield Hell? Well, this this is the ticket for you!