How do you feel about ketchup? Just like in a little paper ramekin. Or how about in a squeeze bottle? Or just like a restaurant bladder of ketchup all over your body? Bloody Mary's... but with ketchup? Let us know your ketchup thoughts. We're listening.

Question: If a dragon goes unconscious, do they go back to their dragon form? Or can they stay in their human form?  Macy thinks too hard about logic. Becca just wants to play pretend. It's great fun.

Yes, okay, we know, it's football season, but hear us out. Actual fantasy basketball. Like with gnomes and dragons and stuff. It's very complicated because of magic and stuff but we think that you'll love watching and playing next time you take a trip over to the fantasy side. And then you can get back to your regularly scheduled fall sports. We swear,

What could possibly be more appealing the a big sack of man muscle? Nothing. Everyone wants those toned arms and abs, and what better way to get the most muscle mass possible than getting rid of those pesky bones! He’s reaping the benefits. Don’t even worry about it.

Welcome back to the spooky, scary world of Monster of the Week! After a week off, we jump back in to the good good realm where amazing adventurers like a pro vaper exist. He’s more useful than you might think.

According to Macy, Alexander the Great lived at the time of The Round Table... so we ran with it. Introducing King Arthur the Great! And a good good Weekend at Bernie’s scam. Inspired by a complete lack of knowledge.

We found it. The place where comedy is born. Where comedy is created and thrives. Turns out it's between the fridge and bathroom door in a hotel room in New Orleans! And dear listeners, we will bring you comedy from the place where comedy originated. And since we are in New Orleans, why don't we go on over and talk to this cool Jazz Gator! He looks friendly enough.

Now it's Macy's turn to do a podcast without the other host! But she brought reinforcements. Buckle in for a ride to the extradimensional plane where all of a warlock's pact weapons live when they aren't needed. It's even weirder than you think!

How about instead of creating some characters this week, we talk about some world creation? Or rather, Becca's world that she created! So sit back, relax, and let our favorite historian Becca teach you about the world of Ornara!

 

Fantasy world generator: http://www.d20srd.org/fantasy/world/

Happy 21st birthday to us! We definitely sent you an invite to this frat rager, so get some beer, and let’s get shwasty at this hella rad birthday party! I think oooone ofus might disappear with a certain special scaly guest...