Option A, we fudge the rules a bit to include this film as The Rock's first comedy leading role. Option B, we include it anyway and face the consequences. Ben really needs to pee, but the water is full of candiru, not this boy's pinto. Charles is serenaded to the tune of Highland Laddie, before being trampled by a lot of cows.

Time to hit the road with the family Griswold for a holiday from Hell. Ben doesn't know why they call that stuff Hamburger Helper, it does just fine by itself; Charles is furious, he distinctly ordered the Antartic Blue Super Sports Wagon with the C.B. and optional rally fun pack.

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two podcasters don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans! Our comedy tour continues with the beloved big screen debut of Lt. Frank Drebin. Ben tells Charles that these people aren't here for him....Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane; Charles asks if Ben wants to take a dinghy, but Ben took care of that at the press conference.

What movie are we gonna do today? Whichever one we feel like we wanna do. Gosh! Season 2 begins with the cult classic comedy featuring the titular character. Ben stays home and eats all the freakin' chips, even though we know he's training to be a cage fighter; Charles tries to use a time machine to take him back to '82 so he can win state, he could throw a pigskin a quarter-mile.

Welcome to the party, pals! We bring in the Christmas holiday in proper fashion, with negotiable bearer bonds raining from the flaming ruins of Nakatomi Plaza. We are both professionals, but this is personal: Ben heads up to the roof to check the explosives, while Charles is distracted from the SWAT team by the candy concessions.

Now safe from future cyborg assassins, we take the opportunity to ring in the holiday season. First, though, we have to make it home for Thanksgiving alongside Steve Martin and John Candy as one conveyance after another somehow gets us further away from our goal. Charles never saw a guy picked up by his testicles before, that's terrible; Ben closes the conversation by saying Charles is one unique individual.

The timeline has been reorganized as the last three films have been terminated before they ever existed. But, our resolve has never been stronger! The newest and likely final film of the Terminator franchise is given our attention; Ben gives Charles advice on which drapes would make his house come together, though Charles is distracted trying to seal his phone in a bag of potato chips.

The remainder of Terminator: Salvation is told to talk to da hand, and the next attempted reboot(Terminator: Genisys)must come with us if it wants to live. Ben shoots Charles in the foot to make sure he's not the T-1000; Charles is just glad he showed up, now he doesn't have to steal someone's pants again.

The future is not set. There is no canon but what we choose for ourselves. Ben and Charles must now wade through Terminator 3(and pull its heart out), and displace time to partially pull the forearm skin off of Terminator: Salvation. If you are reading this, you are the Resistance.

Ben and Charles's highest probability for success now is to move on to the second Terminator movie and make contact with it. Ben shares some tequila with Enrique and Uncle Bob, while Charles has to sit out the festivities; he was stabbed in the kneecap with his pen last week.