Welcome to the first official episode of Unlucky Roll!

In this episode, we follow our four brave adventurers through their trek to the Final Selection.

In the cast we have:

Muriel (Lila), the Triton Warlock. Also, the fed of the group, working directly for the Emerald Force.

Hastur (Sean), the Human Cleric. Chosen by an elder god, and has way too big an ego. Comes off as just a dick.

Haddock (Luke), the Goliath Monk/Fighter. Raised by his father to be a cage fighter, but still discovering his true values.

Kabu (Yuri), the Gnome Ranger. VERY MUDDY, HUNTS BOBCATS AND BIG FROGS!! Also, trying to dismantle the government of the Emerald Force after her parents' home was taken away due to them not paying taxes.

What adventure awaits them next? Who is this goop man? And how many bobcats will Kabu capture? Stay tuned and find out! Episodes will be released every other Thursday.

In our chaotic pilot episode of Unlucky Roll, our party sets off on a mysterious journey to assist the purple mage, Tharos the Veilbinder, in unlocking secrets long buried by time and magic. With two overly careful clerics and a rogue who thinks with his axe instead of his brain, what could possibly go wrong?

Spoiler: A lot.

⚠️ Heads-up: I edited this episode to the best of my ability to keep the language clean—but let’s be real, we’re a bunch of friends playing D&D. Some strong words definitely slipped through the cracks. You’ve been warned.

Just a side note, we are not at all fully prepared for this, so please be patient. Episode #1 will be out when we are ready.

🎲 Tune in for laughs, lore, and very bad audio—this is Unlucky Roll!