****SPOILER ALERT**** In this episode we cover the conclusion of book 6, Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince. This episode from the beginning contains probably the biggest spoiler from the entire series so LISTENERS BEWARE ****SPOILER ALERT**** We will return to some of our most discussed topics: WTF Dumbledore and Let's Talk About Snape.

It's time for us to be bad feminists. On this episode, when covering chapters 11-20, we discuss the kids' crushes and hormones as well as our crushes. We discuss the dark magic happening and the transformation from Tom Riddle to Voldemort. Becks is doubting Dumbledore but, Caroline is starting to come around on Harry. What a world!

OMG we are already on book 6, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Time to cover the first ten chapters of book 6. We will discuss what the hell is up with Draco and Snape (we think they are up to no good), Slughorn and the Slug Club and learning more about Voldemort's past.

Welcome back readers, muggles, and witches! Time to cover the end of book 5, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. **SPOILER** We eulogize HP's godfather, discuss Neville, the Department of Mysteries, WTF Dumbledore, and the prophecy. Our Muggles make some bold predictions for what will happen next. 

We are onto the second third of the 5th book in the series, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. In this episode, we discuss Dumbledore's Army, the fact the Hermonie continues to be the best at getting shit done and running things, Snape's history of being bullied, and Dolores DUMBridge the character we love to hate.

We are already on book five! In this episode we cover chapters 1-15 of book 5 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. We eulogize our fave Hufflepuff, revisit "that's so Ravenclaw" and the sorting hats dramatic song, our favorite new characters we meet in book 5 and Professor Umbridge and the pedagogy debate in the book (Hannah's fave topic).

We just finished book 4 of the series and the kids are super angsty. This inspired us to do this mini episode where we talk about our angsty teenaged years in an attempt to sympathize with the characters. Plus telling embarrassing stories is fun!

We're back after a holiday/winter break to discuss the rest of book 4, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. We cover our reactions to the book 4, dark magic, hot Hermione and her saving the day again and of course (SPOILER ALERT) RIP to a fave character.

Today we cover the first 15 chapters of book 4, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. We dig into the quidditch world cup, the Ministry of Magic, dark arts and SPEW (spoiler alert: we love Hermione even more now).

In this mini episode we revisit the Hogwarts houses and Christina, our resident fact-checking witch, discussing closely identifying as a Ravenclaw over the past 20 years. And Hannah, our resident education witch, discusses the education at Hogwarts.