Steven needs nicer titles so he can share the podcast and we dive into the new documentary that proves social media has no problems whatsoever. Brought to you by the OJ’s Gloves company.

Tik-snap-gram-book-itter to rule them all, a plan to detribalize humanity, and Burkett makes “the pedophile argument”. In what scientists are calling “probably related,” we still don’t have any sponsors.

Microsoft gets in a fight with cheese, Kim Kardashian exists, and sweet merciful Christ we went a whole episode without mentioning Apple.

A non-non-judgmental exploration of why Apple is fascinated with constantly putting its foot in its own mouth. Brought to you by Epic Games.

Aaron continues our quest to go viral for “Most Offensive Podcast Episode”, we rake Apple over new coals assembled in China, and fuck Michelin.

Get your mind out of the gutter; we don’t do crude sexual innuendo here at the Unmuzzled podcast.

David was the first person to download our show, so he gets an episode named after him. In other news: Twitter, Facebook, and Brian’s Mac Pro continue to suck at life.

A romantic, candlelit jaunt down memory lane discussing the podcast’s namesake and why Macrumors hates us.

We manage to use literally every single keyword that gets you banned from YouTube and Casper pays us to NEVER MENTION THEIR BRAND NAME AGAIN, EVER.

“That’s a bold move, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them.” We co-opt the #metoo hashtag to cover Apple’s abusive relationship with developers. In what scientists are calling “probably related”, we have 34,421 unread emails.