Today, the sassy devil and a substitute teacher on her last nerve talk about being queer, weird and miserable at the hellscape micro-society we call school! Were you a daydreaming chatterbox with a texture obsession like us? Well then, you’re gay now. We don’t make the rules.
Real talk though, this week we unpack some of our early academic memories while shooting off on tangents like conception parties, homophobic intent, gay rage, cheating the system, and making idiots feel told about themselves. But honestly, who cares now?! It was so long ago! Scrape a tight B and order a wig by Marilyn today to gayly breeze past those childhood traumas!