Apparently, marriage is causing dementia; and I thought my ex really left me with nothing 🤣🫣 Plus, surrogates are on the rise, and what humans love about sex (it’s surprisingly less selfish than you think!)

Here’s what has us unraveled this week:

The creepy noises in your attic might not be nothing, Joe Exotic’s pal is making headlines, and whatever a vaginal irrigation system is.

Consider this an unraveled: educational. We learn how certain vibrators really work, how to choose your porn name, and that lake michigan is not a river. 

xoxo,

Elliot Wallace + BJ Shadowfax