Unreal2Reel

We knock one out of the park at the park! Join Unreal2reel and liberate yourself from your mental corrals with discussions about meditation, the rube goldberg mechanism that is our society, the reality of Kim Kardashian imploding the universe with the emptiness of her own vacate soul, the introduction of intellectoplasm, Fresco's aspirations to be all-encompassing Lord and ruler of all the land, mixing the ebola virus with Viagra, and navigating the labyrinth of our minds. Tune in and give your soul a deeply satisfying orgasm that may just be drawn out for eternity.

Lend a portion of your fascinating life to the well lubricated sounds of Fresco and Hans as they venture to Grassburger to converse about Mercury Retrograde, the Dogstar, Hugh Hefner's long con, Ru-paul and how transgender beauty pageants take their emotional toll on Fresco's dating life, and what it means to be an American. Enjoy a grass-fed burger and journey into the Moo-Matrix with the two jacks of pandora's box.

James Mirabal joins the guys to bring up various topics which challenge Fresco's delicate sensibilities. The banter includes masturbation in the tracks of an advancing train, a new cure for flatulence using Kingsford's charcoal, binaural beats and the Schumann resonance, responsible dog ownership, developing your creative place as a child, and the invisible multi-dimensional old man who places his testicles upon Fresco's head. Accept no podcastual substitutes, this one is hot sauce!

Hans and Fresco wrangle Dan Pelletier away from the frenzied hive of the outside world and lure him into a safe place, the May Palace Chinese restaurant, where his valuable brain is milked for all its worth. During the process we discuss the ethics of competition and how bullshit it is to win a participatory prize, the makings of the sell-out Bernie Sanders, the possibility of an amorphous reality, and outright refusal of most to critical thinking. Listen to Doug chew chinese food, or listen to Dan's words as they coat your insides, but listen. Only then will you come to understand.

Fresco and Hans commit themselves to mother-nature and podcast from Durango's own Schneider park to discuss the Stanford "rape experiment," how we are faced with the totalitarian tiptoe, becoming a Greek sexGod in virtual reality, the root causes of terrorism and how "Trump" rhymes with "dump." Vote with your dollar, and give Episode #20 a try, especially lightly sprinkled on your Cheerios.

Panda makes his audio debut and jumps right into the necessary discussion on the importance of spreading love, taking Trader Joe's orders, sexual abstinence at SPLASH HOUSE, the overactive sweat glands of the penis, the impending football season and his un-love for the San Diego Chargers, and the delicate use of suspenders whilst performing Amish style dry humping. Tune in, burn down, tip your servers.

This is a late night loosey-goosey conversation that spanned the shocking realization that Zika is not just mosquito borne but sexually transmitted as well! Scientists say in the future humans may have to drink nutrient rich cockroach milk, so parasites like Donald Trump are actually nutrient rich and caloric strong.

Whoa! In this issue of the Unreal2Reel show we bring Charles Rand into our midsts to discover why you should always put condoms on unicorn horns, the location of Fresco's second mouse brain, 3D print jobs to make the perfect sexbot or homeless shelter, Colorado Treasure Hunts, timing your climax to coincide with the whistle of a locomotive, and adding girth to the community. SAF all day long peoples!

Lend us your auricular nodes and we will use them to fill your brain with discussions on the rising Pokemon GO craze, American women's preference of the circumcised penis, the ever increasing global acts of terror, the United States as the metaphorical schoolyard bully, and Fresco's incessant use of the almighty curse word. Sit back, mix yourself up a Michelada with fresh cilantro, and let us massage your neurological pathways with our soothing use of syllables.

Fresco and Hans decide to skip town in attempts to appease the poker Gods in New Mexico and podcast from the road about sheople, drones, police brutality, and the nature of poker warfare. If you like it fast and loose, you may want to aim your ears in the direction of this carcast.