Unreliable Narrator: Bad Movies Recapped Badlier

Join us as we jump on the Crazy Rich Asians bandwagon (spoiler: we loved it!) and talk Bathing Suit Feels: Asian Edition. Plus, Bev throws shade at all of Seda’s exes, Melissa connects with Michelle Yeoh’s ice cold mother, and Seda daydreams about her perfect romcom proposal.

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Crazy Rich Asians (2018)Dir: Jon M. ChuStarring: Constance Wu, Michelle YeohIMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3104988/

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About the Podcast

Unreliable Narrator is a new podcast featuring three snarky ladies recapping bad movies. Dialing in from three different cities across the US, the hosts cover everything from 90s favorites to modern flops, picking them apart with hilarious musings and socio-political commentary.

Produced by: Melissa Li, Seda Sean, and Beverly TongMusic by: Melissa LiGraphics by: Seda Sean

Visit unreliablenarratorpodcast.com or drop us a line at [email protected].

As we attempt to recap a movie that Danny Boyle would probably rather not remember, we fail terribly at French and discuss who we’d vote off the island. Plus, why Bev won’t have sex with us even though she’s thirsty af.

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The Beach (2000)

Dir: Danny Boyle

Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Tilda Swinton

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163978/

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About the Podcast

Unreliable Narrator is a new podcast featuring three snarky ladies recapping bad movies. Dialing in from three different cities across the US, the hosts cover everything from 90s favorites to modern flops, picking them apart with hilarious musings and socio-political commentary.

Produced by: Melissa Li, Seda Sean, and Beverly Tong

Music by: Melissa Li

Graphics by: Seda Sean

Visit unreliablenarratorpodcast.com or drop us a line at [email protected].

Bev and Seda join us from sunny L.A. to discuss the science of face-swapping. Plus, a brief discussion on Joan Allen’s ass, how Seda feels compelled to sleep with Melissa’s girlfriend, and why Bev with laryngitis is the creepiest Bev.

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Face/Off (1997)

Dir: John Woo

Starring: John Travolta, Nicholas Cage

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119094/

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About the Podcast

Unreliable Narrator is a new podcast featuring three snarky ladies recapping bad movies. Dialing in from three different cities across the US, the hosts cover everything from 90s favorites to modern flops, picking them apart with hilarious musings and socio-political commentary.

Produced by: Melissa Li, Seda Sean, and Beverly Tong

Music by: Melissa Li

Graphics by: Seda Sean

Visit unreliablenarratorpodcast.com or drop us a line at [email protected].

We kick off the holidays with a super-sized episode of Unreliable Narrator (three movies!), featuring special guest and resident Adam Sandler expert, Meagan! Also, Seda and Bev reminisces over “simpler times” while Melissa calls Rob Schneider a disgrace to the race. And why the “It’s a Small World” ride is creepy af.

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How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Dir: Ron Howard

Starring: Jim Carrey

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0170016

Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

Dir: Seth Kearsley

Starring: Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0271263

The Holiday (2006)

Dir: Nancy Myers

Starring: Kate Winslet, Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, Jack Black

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457939

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About the Podcast

Unreliable Narrator is a new podcast featuring three snarky ladies recapping bad movies. Dialing in from three different cities across the US, the hosts cover everything from 90s favorites to modern flops, picking them apart with hilarious musings and socio-political commentary.

Produced by: Melissa Li, Seda Sean, and Beverly Tong

Music by: Melissa Li

Graphics by: Seda Sean

Visit unreliablenarratorpodcast.com or drop us a line at [email protected].

The gang gathers for a rousing game of “Is This Racist?” while reviewing the 2010 Karate Kid remake starring Jackie Chan. Also, how Chinese knockoffs can sometimes be decent, what Seda’s version of wax on wax off would look like, and why “jacket off” sounds dirty to Bev.

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The Karate Kid (2010)

Dir: Harald Zwart

Starring: Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith, Taraji P. Henson

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1155076/

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About the Podcast

Unreliable Narrator is a new podcast featuring three snarky ladies recapping bad movies. Dialing in from three different cities across the US, the hosts cover everything from 90s favorites to modern flops, picking them apart with hilarious musings and socio-political commentary.

Produced by: Melissa Li, Seda Sean, and Beverly Tong

Music by: Melissa Li

Graphics by: Seda Sean

Visit unreliablenarratorpodcast.com or drop us a line at [email protected].

Melissa, Bev, and Seda obsess over Sharon Stone's vajeen. Also, Seda visits Costco with her fellow Asians, Bev admits to "bathing suit feels", and Melissa watches a porno on the Amtrak.

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Basic Instinct (1992)

Dir: Paul Verhoeven

Starring: Michael Douglas, Sharon Stone

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103772

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About the Podcast

Unreliable Narrator is a new podcast featuring three snarky ladies recapping bad movies. Dialing in from three different cities across the US, the hosts cover everything from 90s favorites to modern flops, picking them apart with hilarious musings and socio-political commentary.

Produced by: Melissa Li, Seda Sean, and Beverly Tong

Music by: Melissa Li

Graphics by: Seda Sean

Visit unreliablenarratorpodcast.com or drop us a line at [email protected].

Melissa, Bev, and Seda talk adult sleepovers and high school goth phases in their recap of 90s supernatural teen horror flick turned cult classic "The Craft". Plus, why Fairuza Balk scares the shit out of us.