Unseen Incidents with Patrick and Pete

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Hello and welcome to the Unseen Incidents podcast! Join us, Patrick and Pete, as we talk over the latest football news, answer your questions, and do our two favourite things: call everyone stupid, an... more

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The podcast currently has 73 episodes available.

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January 17, 2026 S4 Ep11: Woltemade, Ekitike, and Timothée Chalamet
Hey everyone, and thanks for joining us for another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're reviewing all last summer's big striker signings and ranking them from SLAM DUNK to OH GOD. How does Isak's injury-hit first season - and the form of Hugo Ekitike - affect the long-term value of the deal? What are the worries in Nick Woltemade's adaptation? How bad have Sesko and Gyokeres been? And what do we make of the £100m of forwards Chelsea added?
Then we open up the Burn Book, discussing nursery, the enshittification of all technology, and Doing Things.
Thanks for being here, and consider signing up to our Patreon for extra episodes every fortnight! Find us at patreon.com/patrickvs
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1h 21min
December 13, 2025 S4 Ep9: Salah, MBS, and Big Head
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! We’re getting into the Salah drama this week, as the Egyptian put his Anfield career in the sarcophagus with an explosive interview. What led to his outburst? Does he have a point? Is there any way back? And how can Liverpool benefit from the situation?

Then we open up the Burn Book, this week chatting Winter Wonderland, the NHS, and performative behaviour.

Check out Patreon.com/patrickvs for access to more episodes! Stay toxic!
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1h 18min
November 22, 2025 S4 Ep8: Watkins, Semenyo, and Davis Clarke
Hey everyone, and welcome to another episode of Unseen Incidents! Today we’re using a listener question about Ollie Watkins’ drop-off this season to look at three players struggling for form, and another, Antoine Semenyo, whose underlying stats are not matching up to his real goal and assist numbers. Which one is a better representation of the player, and what do we make of his rumoured £65m buyout? And how much can team effects be blamed for the issues facing Watkins, Isak, and others, and how much is down to them?

Then we open the Burn Book, this week featuring standing ovations, bow-ties, and Barbour jackets.

Thanks for listening, and please consider subscribing at patreon.com/patrickvs for bonus content!
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1h 37min
November 08, 2025 S4 Ep7: Mbeumo, Glasner, and Lily Allen
What’s up everyone and welcome back to Unseen Incidents. This week we’re asking whether Manchester United have turned the corner and are finally good - or at least ok - again. We dig deep into their style and personnel under Amorim, and discuss how much the coach has changed, and what worries us about the adaptations that are currently working for the Red Devils, as well as the next steps required for the project.

Then we open up the Burn Book, which this week includes mice, Lily Allen, and chewing gum.

If you enjoy the pod, consider subscribing at Patreon.com/patrickvs!
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1h 32min
October 25, 2025 S4 Ep6: Gvardiol, Udogie, and Taco
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On this week’s show, we’re swapping players between Premier League clubs in an attempt to improve both parties. We can all see how Gvardiol could help Liverpool, but why does Pete think Wirtz would solve City’s problems? And which Liverpool midfielder would make sense for Spurs, and why is Destiny Udogie more promising than Milos Kerkez?

Then we have the Burn Book, which this time features kiwis, pet trackers, and your hobbies.

If you don’t already subscribe, consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/patrickvs!
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1h 18min
October 11, 2025 S4 Ep5: Grealish, Zubimendi, and Paul Thomas Anderson
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we’re answering a listener question on the new players making the biggest impact so far this season, and who we think will prove the most important additions by May. We dig into Jack Grealish and a new superstar goalkeeper, examine Xabi Alonso’s work with Real Madrid and the next stage of the project, and get into Martin Zubimendi’s part in making an already amazing Arsenal defence stupendous, as well as his role in the team’s new attacking set-up.

Then we make another entry in the Burn Book, this week talking One Battle After Another, the Royal Mail, and Pete’s trip to Sevilla.

Thanks for listening, and please consider signing up for our Patreon, where this week we ask whether Mohamed Salah has finally lost his juice. Find us at patreon.com/patrickvs
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1h 31min
September 27, 2025 S4 Ep4: Cunha, Elanga, and Julian Fellowes
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week we’re getting way ahead of ourselves, making an XI of the signings we hated this summer. Which club has turned its fans against it? What are the early returns on Gyokeres? Can Sancho save Aston Villa? And what did West Ham and Wolves do to leave themselves in a relegation battle?

Then we have the Burn Book, featuring shorts at the restaurant, pilot assist, and The Gilded Age.

If you don’t already subscribe, consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/patrickvs!

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1h 35min
September 13, 2025 S4 Ep3: Levy, Xavi, and Karen Carpenter
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week we're looking at Tottenham, who have let Daniel Levy go as they enter a new phase. What did Levy do well, and where did he fail? What can other ambitious teams who want to break into the league's elite learn from Spurs? And how can Xavi Simons solve some of their problems?

Then we have the Burn Book, with playgrounds, pens, and motorcyclists.

If you enjoy the pod, consider supporting us at patreon.com/patrickvs!
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1h 12min
August 30, 2025 S4 Ep2: Donnarumma, Sad Ruben, and Taylor Swift
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On this week’s show, we’re taking a closer look at some of the summer’s big moves, and some of the possible issues new signings might face. We all know Benjamin Sesko’s upside, but what’s the worst case for him at United? And how could Man City’s goalkeeping recruitment cost them a shot at major honours?

Then we have the Burn Book, which this time features hot dogs, Taylor Swift, and friendships you can pause.

If you don’t already subscribe, consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/patrickvs!
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1h 14min
August 16, 2025 S4 Ep1: Madueke, Guehi, and Sabrina Carpenter
What’s up Pattycakes and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast. On this week’s double drop we’re making our predictions for the Premier League season. Here on main feed, we’ve got our title picks and a discussion of the relegation battle, which looks like a tough race between five teams this year. Why does a big summer not necessarily mean glory for Liverpool? Why do we not buy the Leeds hype? And can Pep figure out City?

Then we get into the Burn Book, with running, musicians getting ideas above their station, and Baby Bonnie!

Thanks for your support! Please consider subscribing at Patreon.com/patrickvs!
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1h 16min

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How many episodes does Unseen Incidents with Patrick and Pete have?

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