Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. Xabi Alonso to Real Madrid looks like a done deal, but how much sense does this make for the floundering Blancos? What is everyone getting wrong about this switch? Why is his Leverkusen a bad blueprint for the Spanish giants? And what do they need this summer to make it work?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with skincare, baby photo shoots, and One Weird Trick.

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Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. With transfer rumours building, and the striker market in particular hotting up, we’re looking at three widely admired forwards: Benjamin Sesko, Viktor Gyokeres, and Hugo Ekitike. Which clubs would make sense for these guys? What are the drawbacks of each?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with pastrami bagels, YouTube, and

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What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. Pete is back, with stories from the early days of parenthood, and we’re rounding up the last set of Champions League fixtures. How good were Liverpool really in that second leg? Why is everyone still overrating Real Madrid? And who doesn’t deserve to be in the quarters?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with sofa caddies, speakerphone, and codeine. 

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Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week, Pete is absent for BIG REASONS so I am all by myself, working through a pile of listener questions. I look at Brighton's ambitions and how they should approach a UCL or title run; whether Forest can repeat this exceptional campaign and the dangers of "opening up" a defensive gameplan; and whether Mikel Arteta has reached his ceiling at second place.

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Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. We’re wrapping up the transfer window this week by rating some of January’s biggest moves. What do we not look about the Dorgu to Manchester United deal? Are Spurs setting themselves up for failure with Mathys Tel? Do City’s moves solve their problems? And what is happening with Xavi Simons?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with the Golf League, gym advice, and my wife’s book.

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Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we had the exact same idea as everyone else in the football world, as we discuss the crises at Tottenham and Manchester United. How much blame does Ange get for Spurs’ troubles, and why would changing manager potentially make things worse? Has Ruben Amorim actually done anything at United yet, or is the positive stuff purely down to Amad Diallo?

Then we’ve got the Burn Book, with BMW drivers, hero worship, and being the devil on a friend’s shoulder.

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Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. The transfer window is open, so this week we’re talking three players who need an escape from their current clubs. Marcus Rashford wants out of Manchester United, but what has he got left to offer, and why do none of the suitors make sense? Jack Grealish is clearly irrelevant at City, but would a switch to Spurs help? And Eduardo Camavinga remains one of the best young midfielders in the world, so why isn’t he treated that way at Real Madrid?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with sex segregation, non-fiction, and cafetières.

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Hello and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast. On this week’s episode we’re taking a look back at 2024 with some seasonal awards, including best signing, managerial appointment and most overrated. Then we open up the Burn Book, with topics including ceilidhs, inappropriate clothing, and London

street food.

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Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! January approaches, so we’re examining the needs of Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, and Arsenal, with the first two on the public show, and the latter pair on the subscriber episode. How has LFC’s early season form changed our ideas about their needs? Where do City even start?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with Christmas, Saturday nights, and tidying your house.

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Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week, we're looking at how Liverpool can survive without Trent Alexander-Arnold, Virgil van Dijk, and Mohamed Salah. What do the they bring to Slot's team? What do Liverpool need to prioritise in their replacements? And what could the next iteration of the Reds look like? We look at Trent and VVD on the public episode, but you can subscribe to our Patreon for access to the Salah conversation.

Then we open up the Burn Book, with customer service, wearing glasses, and very British problems.

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