Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. The transfer window is open, so this week we’re talking three players who need an escape from their current clubs. Marcus Rashford wants out of Manchester United, but what has he got left to offer, and why do none of the suitors make sense? Jack Grealish is clearly irrelevant at City, but would a switch to Spurs help? And Eduardo Camavinga remains one of the best young midfielders in the world, so why isn’t he treated that way at Real Madrid?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with sex segregation, non-fiction, and cafetières.

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Hello and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast. On this week’s episode we’re taking a look back at 2024 with some seasonal awards, including best signing, managerial appointment and most overrated. Then we open up the Burn Book, with topics including ceilidhs, inappropriate clothing, and London

street food.

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Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! January approaches, so we’re examining the needs of Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, and Arsenal, with the first two on the public show, and the latter pair on the subscriber episode. How has LFC’s early season form changed our ideas about their needs? Where do City even start?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with Christmas, Saturday nights, and tidying your house.

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Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week, we're looking at how Liverpool can survive without Trent Alexander-Arnold, Virgil van Dijk, and Mohamed Salah. What do the they bring to Slot's team? What do Liverpool need to prioritise in their replacements? And what could the next iteration of the Reds look like? We look at Trent and VVD on the public episode, but you can subscribe to our Patreon for access to the Salah conversation.

Then we open up the Burn Book, with customer service, wearing glasses, and very British problems.

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Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! Manchester United finally sacked Erik ten Hag, so we discuss where it went wrong for him at Old Trafford, and what we think of United’s next coach Ruben Amorim. What has attracted the club to him? Who could benefit from his coaching, and who might struggle?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with Christmas sandwiches, Puritanism around kids, and Turkey teeth.

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Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents, where this week we’re covering your questions, starting off with Tottenham. Are they actually good? Should we put more stock in their excellent stats, or in their Spursy performances? We look at Big Ange’s tactical shortcomings, the team’s pressing, and key transfer needs and targets for January.

Then it’s the Burn Book, with decorative pillows, Chappell Roan, and the return of all-time hottie Adam Brody.

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Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we’re checking in on Chelsea after their statement win over Brighton. How have the Blues played so far, and what separates them from the top teams? Just how good is Cole Palmer? And what is the one thing Maresca needs to work on if he wants to succeed at Stamford Bridge?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with main characters, spying on neighbours, and personalised skincare.

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Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're talking through the new Champions League format - what's good and what's bad. Then we get into the major European contenders for the competition, taking Real Madrid's left-side bias, Barcelona's weirdly incredible start, and the total mystery that is Kompany's Bayern.

Then it's the Burn Book, with queueing in bars, Stoicism, and Light Outerwear Season. 

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Hello everyone, we’re back for another episode, and after swearing we wouldn’t do a preview, we did one. But while we naturally predict the PL winner - and disagree - we also talk through some more intriguing topics. Which top four team do we expect to disappoint us this season? Which mid-table player do we think is primed to become a superstar? And which Arsenal player is on his redemption tour?

Then we’ve got the Burn Book, with barbeques, Pete’s love for musicals, and vegetable haters.

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What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of the Unseen Incidents podcast! This week we are successfully avoiding the usual Premier League preview and instead discussing our most loved and hated transfers of the summer. What are Chelsea actually trying to accomplish with their big moves, and how do these contradict their other business under Boehly/Eghbali? Can Fulham get younger and better without a stint in the Championship? Plus we talk Yoro and de Ligt at Manchester United.

Then it’s the Burn Book, with destroying period architecture, upgrading your life, and Letterboxd.

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