Hey everyone, and thanks for joining us for another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're answering a question on the worst transfers of the last five years. It feels like the big swings at the top of the market have got safer, and there are fewer busts than there used to be, but what makes for a disaster signing? Why do Chelsea and Manchester United make so many? And how are some big flops, like Sancho, Lukaku, and Mudryk, still affecting their teams now?

Then we open up the Burn Book, discussing American politics, meal prep, and curtain-twitching. Have we discussed this before? No-one knows.

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Hey everyone, and thanks for joining us for another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're taking a look at the best Premier League players in every position this season. Why are so many wingers and strikers underperforming? Which players have really won points for their teams? And how has the new tactical landscape of the division benefited certain types of player?

Then we open up the Burn Book, discussing Hamnet, time, and hiking equipment.

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Hey everyone, and thanks for joining us for another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're reviewing all last summer's big striker signings and ranking them from SLAM DUNK to OH GOD. How does Isak's injury-hit first season - and the form of Hugo Ekitike - affect the long-term value of the deal? What are the worries in Nick Woltemade's adaptation? How bad have Sesko and Gyokeres been? And what do we make of the £100m of forwards Chelsea added?

Then we open up the Burn Book, discussing nursery, the enshittification of all technology, and Doing Things.

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