What’s up Pattycakes and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast. On this week’s double drop we’re making our predictions for the Premier League season. Here on main feed, we’ve got our title picks and a discussion of the relegation battle, which looks like a tough race between five teams this year. Why does a big summer not necessarily mean glory for Liverpool? Why do we not buy the Leeds hype? And can Pep figure out City?

Then we get into the Burn Book, with running, musicians getting ideas above their station, and Baby Bonnie!

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What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On today’s show we are looking at Liverpool signing Hugo Ekitike. What’s the best case? What’s the worst? How does he work with Liverpool’s frontline, and how does he compare with the club’s first choice, Alexander Isak?

Then we have the Burn Book, with old finance bros, CRAP, and dating.

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What’s up everyone and welcome back to another Unseen Incidents episode! With the summer transfer market in full swing and prices remaining sky-high for pre-peak players, we’re looking at the other end of the market. Do veterans represent good value now? And which aging stars could bring something special to Premier League teams, like Thiago Silva did at Chelsea?

Then we have the Burn Book, which this week features British summer, tech upgrades, and exotic sausage.

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What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On today’s show we are talking you through this season’s bullshit #narratives, arguing why the game isn’t getting boring, why managers are overrated, and why Spurs’ trophy is nice but ultimately not that important.

Then we have the Burn Book, with Guinness Zero, ultra marathons, and Mission Impossible.

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What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On today’s show we are picking our best value signings of the season, each selecting a defender, midfielder, and attacker to champion. Napoli spent a lot on McTominay, but is he worth it if they win the league? Which Real Madrid trainee should every big club be looking at? And what are los Blancos getting in new signing Dean Huijsen?

Then we have the Burn Book, with Amazon delivery drivers, heirlooms, and relax-maxxing.

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Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. Xabi Alonso to Real Madrid looks like a done deal, but how much sense does this make for the floundering Blancos? What is everyone getting wrong about this switch? Why is his Leverkusen a bad blueprint for the Spanish giants? And what do they need this summer to make it work?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with skincare, baby photo shoots, and One Weird Trick.

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Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. With transfer rumours building, and the striker market in particular hotting up, we’re looking at three widely admired forwards: Benjamin Sesko, Viktor Gyokeres, and Hugo Ekitike. Which clubs would make sense for these guys? What are the drawbacks of each?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with pastrami bagels, YouTube, and

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What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. Pete is back, with stories from the early days of parenthood, and we’re rounding up the last set of Champions League fixtures. How good were Liverpool really in that second leg? Why is everyone still overrating Real Madrid? And who doesn’t deserve to be in the quarters?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with sofa caddies, speakerphone, and codeine. 

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Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week, Pete is absent for BIG REASONS so I am all by myself, working through a pile of listener questions. I look at Brighton's ambitions and how they should approach a UCL or title run; whether Forest can repeat this exceptional campaign and the dangers of "opening up" a defensive gameplan; and whether Mikel Arteta has reached his ceiling at second place.

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Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. We’re wrapping up the transfer window this week by rating some of January’s biggest moves. What do we not look about the Dorgu to Manchester United deal? Are Spurs setting themselves up for failure with Mathys Tel? Do City’s moves solve their problems? And what is happening with Xavi Simons?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with the Golf League, gym advice, and my wife’s book.

You can buy This Immaculate Body by Emma van Straaten (known as “Creep, A Love Story” in the US and Canada) at good bookshops or the usual places online.