Nigel's back with some Tales from the Trails! Make a relaxation saving throw while the boys tackle gun control, Joey defines what their ideal audience is, and the mechanics of tabletop detective work are hammered out. Our apologies to John Williams.

College admissions scandals? Wandering doorbell perverts? The true nature of the weapon known as the human body? All in a day's work for Joey and Nigel, who solve the problem with higher education (sorry Aunt Becky), plan more advanced doorbell security, and learn to be become five minute killing machines.

Joey and Nigel get groovy while contemplating the most vanilla music mashup, bid a fond farewell to a Beverly Hills legend, and go over their medical release forms for card game championships. They can't stay up too late, though - by order of the US Military.

Joey and Nigel contemplate mixed breed heritage, the listeners are challenged to prove there's shenanigans to be had in Utah after dark, and efforts are made to calculate the balance between love and Canadian justice.

Joey and Nigel get down to the nitty gritty while they breakdown married Valentine's Day, The Great British Fatberg, and get to the bottom of what tea fungus ACTUALLY is. Nigel's flatmate Jared cameos with some super awesome trashbag sound effects.