Unsoulicited

Unsoulicited

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  • S3 E3 - Bad Genetics, “Being Busy”, Barber v. GF, Batman
    Life update: “TMI but, I haven’t passed stool in days. I’m not sure what’s wrong with me but I’ve been so busy I haven’t had the time to go to the doctors. I feel bloated and angry all the time. Is this what pregnancy feels like? It’s been putting a strain on my relationship with my bf because he has an anal fixation and I feel like if he puts it in my ass I’m going to burst like a water balloon filled with fecal matter. I’ve been eating tacos & drinking milk (since lack toast and tolerance) but nothing is working.”
    57 min
  • S3E2 - What is your IMAGE?

    When you were 18, did you think this is where your life would be? You walked that stage with your friends, thinking you had the world in your hands and how cool you were because Jessica Smith with the tig ol bitties and dump truck-Pixar mom ass gave you a handjob in your car during lunch. Little did you know that you would be chasing that moment for the rest of your life. You had no plan and thought maybe you would be Vine famous, so you make a bunch of videos and ridicule your friends and built yourself a following but a label stopped you from doing anything serious with it so now look at you. You’re a broke bucket of dog water making fun of people who did something they were proud of all because they don’t fit your standard of cool and your image is RUINED. Jessica Smith is engaged to Kevin Jangles, that roller backpack boy you shoved in a locker. Now he’s shoving something into Jessica in his backyard mansion.

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    1 hr 16 min
  • S3E2 - What is your IMAGE?

    When you were 18, did you think this is where your life would be? You walked that stage with your friends, thinking you had the world in your hands and how cool you were because Jessica Smith with the tig ol bitties and dump truck-Pixar mom ass gave you a handjob in your car during lunch. Little did you know that you would be chasing that moment for the rest of your life. You had no plan and thought maybe you would be Vine famous, so you make a bunch of videos and ridicule your friends and built yourself a following but a label stopped you from doing anything serious with it so now look at you. You’re a broke bucket of dog water making fun of people who did something they were proud of all because they don’t fit your standard of cool and your image is RUINED. Jessica Smith is engaged to Kevin Jangles, that roller backpack boy you shoved in a locker. Now he’s shoving something into Jessica in his backyard mansion.

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    1 hr 16 min
  • S3E1 - You Should Be Ashamed of Yourself
    Is it right to shame people? We have an answer for that. If you’re easily triggered because you’re one of the following, don’t listen:FatSlutSickSlow (mentally)Divorced--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
    1 hr 13 min
  • Wistery Confessional #9

    Say whaaaaat?? Wistery Confessional #9 is here with special guests AyoZae & Jesus. We dive into AyoZae's story about a potential sweetheart in high school. We also dive into the depths of the roast rooms on Clubhouse called "The Midnight Roast" and how Wistery has been taking the roast energy from Clubhouse to Twitter. The group discussed a lot of misogynistic tendencies for this upcoming summer. What do you think?? Was Wistery'a shot on-air going to pan out with the previous guest? Check out @zaeadams12 on Twitter for the upcoming music releases this summer!!

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
    36 min
  • Wistery Confessional #9

    Say whaaaaat?? Wistery Confessional #9 is here with special guests AyoZae & Jesus. We dive into AyoZae's story about a potential sweetheart in high school. We also dive into the depths of the roast rooms on Clubhouse called "The Midnight Roast" and how Wistery has been taking the roast energy from Clubhouse to Twitter. The group discussed a lot of misogynistic tendencies for this upcoming summer. What do you think?? Was Wistery'a shot on-air going to pan out with the previous guest? Check out @zaeadams12 on Twitter for the upcoming music releases this summer!!

    36 min
  • S2E20 - Season 2 Wrap Up
    Holy Sh*t! Unsoulicited made it through Season 2...This week the host look back at Season 2 while Barlo tells them everything they did wrong, but in reality Barlo has more work than all of us lol. Unsoulicited has so much in store for Season 3, so it’s only right to give little teasers here and there for all you listeners. What were your favorite episodes of season 2? I know you all loved it when Slim said he would eat a bowl of his own sh*t in front of all his ex’s on “Fuck It Up, It’s Our Birthday B*tch” or even when T & White Mystery got absolutely hammered before recording “Threesomes”. Thanks to all the fans for helping us make it through another season. Season 3 here we come!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
    1 hr 26 min
  • S2E20 - Season 2 Wrap Up
    Holy Sh*t! Unsoulicited made it through Season 2...This week the host look back at Season 2 while Barlo tells them everything they did wrong, but in reality Barlo has more work than all of us lol. Unsoulicited has so much in store for Season 3, so it’s only right to give little teasers here and there for all you listeners. What were your favorite episodes of season 2? I know you all loved it when Slim said he would eat a bowl of his own sh*t in front of all his ex’s on “Fuck It Up, It’s Our Birthday B*tch” or even when T & White Mystery got absolutely hammered before recording “Threesomes”. Thanks to all the fans for helping us make it through another season. Season 3 here we come!!!
    1 hr 25 min
  • S2E19 - Quarter Life Breakthrough
    Wow! What a breakthrough.... Pretty sure there was a bonding moment between Barlo & Slim. You ever wake up in your 20’s and wonder what the fuck is even happening, yet pull through because you are learning from your mistakes? Wouldn’t you call that a quarter life breakthrough? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
    58 min

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Three very tall and handsome boys and girl, Badluck Barlo, White Mystery, Silky Slim, and T, give their unwanted opinions on topics you didn’t ask to be discussed.