When you were 18, did you think this is where your life would be? You walked that stage with your friends, thinking you had the world in your hands and how cool you were because Jessica Smith with the tig ol bitties and dump truck-Pixar mom ass gave you a handjob in your car during lunch. Little did you know that you would be chasing that moment for the rest of your life. You had no plan and thought maybe you would be Vine famous, so you make a bunch of videos and ridicule your friends and built yourself a following but a label stopped you from doing anything serious with it so now look at you. You’re a broke bucket of dog water making fun of people who did something they were proud of all because they don’t fit your standard of cool and your image is RUINED. Jessica Smith is engaged to Kevin Jangles, that roller backpack boy you shoved in a locker. Now he’s shoving something into Jessica in his backyard mansion.
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