UNspoiled! The Constant: LOST

And here we go, guys! In this episode everything is set up nicely for the finale! We have Danielle Rousseau showing up, black smoke, The Black Rock, the security system, and the launching of the raft. We also have a really great scene between Jack and Sawyer that gets a lot of attention.

Next week we'll be joined by special guest Maggie for the two part finale!

This week we have our final Kate episode of the season, and it's...pretty much as informative as her previous two. In this episode we meet the man she loved/the man she killed, and we see what happens that led to his death. We also have some poisoning by Sun, some high-and-mighty-ing by Jack, some exposing of Kate's secrets by Hurley and Sawyer, some debating by Jack and Locke and Sayid about the hatch, and some weirdness by Walt.

And Charlie gets a haircut. Sort of.

We'll be back next week with the first part of the three part finale!

In this episode, we learn why Sayid was in Australia, where he got those pictures of Nadia, and what lengths he’d go to just to find her. Which bothers Krista a lot, because on the Island he seems to have forgotten all about her now that he’s met Shannon. And speaking of Shannon, she gets a little murder-y.

In this episode we learn that Jack is the most committed man anyone has ever met. He’s committed to marrying a woman that he definitely saved but who may have actually saved him. He’s committed to saving Boone regardless of the lack of supplies, equipment, or available blood in his own body. Or it might be that Jack is just “committed” to being the hero. Which ever one, he seriously almost commits to chopping off Boone’s leg.

Oh. And Claire has her baby.

Here we go, guys. In this episode, we have Locke feeling like the Island is testing him, a drug smuggling plane which leads to a second plane crash (of sorts), and, well, it’s not looking good for Boone. Theresa falls up the stairs, Theresa falls down the stairs.

Oh, and Sawyer gets the best glasses ever.

You guys, we finally get to talk about the numbers that have been scattering themselves throughout the series! Joining us is special guest host Maggie as we break down Hurley’s bad luck, his complete lack of chill, Sawyer’s book choices, and we also discuss Naveen Andrews’ crazy life. It’s a fun one!

So here we are, getting Jin’s side of the story. We learn much more about what he actually does for Sun’s father – who is the worst – but do we feel any better about him? …Kind of, I guess. We really love his dad, though, and wish Jin were more like him. Meanwhile, someone sets Michael’s raft on fire and just about everyone thinks it was Jin since he and Michael had gotten into a fight earlier. But was it?? Oh, and everyone learns Sun can speak English.

On the twelfth day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you…12 shots with Christain Shepherd! And we learn that the con can be conned when Sawyer is tricked into doing Hibbs’ dirty work in Australia, which just goes to show you can’t trust a character played by Robert Patrick. There’s also some hilarity between Sawyer and a boar, and a revelatory game of “I Never”. It’s fantastic.

We hope you enjoyed the onslaught of episodes during the last 12 days, and that it gives you something be entertained by during the holidays. Be sure to listen all the way to the end for a special surprise from Krista. And thanks for listening, you guys! Happy holidays! We’ll be back soon with a new episode.

On the eleventh day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you…eleven grams of scag! And Claire is back! She’s got amnesia, but at least she’s alive and the baby seems to be ok. Charlie, however, does some murdering, so that’s something we’ll have to deal with.

On the tenth day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you…a ten year old named Waaaaaaaaalt. Here we go with the yelling of Walt’s name! In this episode we learn just how awful Walt’s mother was to Michael, and why it’s been so very long since he’d seen his son. We also discuss the recent election, as we recorded this the day after to distract us from our utter despair over the results. But mostly we talk about how terrible Susan is and how terrible Michael (mostly) is not.