Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round for a dose of reality so potent, even CNN’s fact-checkers would need a lie-down afterward. We are living in the era of Donald J. Trump—a man who, against all odds, against all media hysterics, against every late-night host’s nervous breakdown—continues to operate at a level that makes mere mortals look like extras in the background of Idiocracy.

Now, I wasn’t always a Trump acolyte. I didn’t have a "Make America Great Again" hat collection in 2015. But here’s the thing about reality—it has a way of humbling even the most skeptical among us. And what we’re witnessing isn’t just a presidency; it’s a masterclass in how to dominate the global stage while your opponents are still trying to figure out why their latest smear campaign flopped harder than CNN+.

Let’s talk about the man’s mind.

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