I also had a panic attack. These... Fuckers... are some peepee suckers.

I think I may beed some help. XD I'm not quite sure what to do at this point. BUT, if I get a diagnosis, I can make jokes about it without being an ass! We love awkward coping skills! Holy God somebody please understand me.

Yo how was the first month... ever? The first ever month, you guys. Can you believe it? We've never experienced a month before. I'm so blown away by this MONTH. 

but seriously let's hope the next one gets better.

Thanks to Courtney for talking to me! Her gram is @bluegrass_patriot_76 Thanks to Travis for helping me look like an asshole. I know we dipped in quality. Sorry ‘bout it. It’s like... you tuber can do vlogs and they’re not as good quality as their main videos so like... I can do that too here ya go! XD

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You’re having dinner with your family the other day...

Put your shit on the table in front of you and spread it all around. Sift through your shit. Sort out whatever you find. Analyze the shit within your shit and understand it. Stinks, don't it? Alright. Clean off your table and remember this moment. You can't hold in all your shit. It's unhealthy. Now wash your hands and go play outside.

Yes. We’re still on the coochie candles

This Smells Like My Vagina. It’s my new candle! Ever wondered what my wiffwaff smells like? Here. Have a sniff. Literally what is Goop? Like why does this shit exist?

I'm not doin' this shit no more. I ain't doin' it! I’m not gonna punish myself. I’m not gonna put myself down and I’m not gonna let others do it. You gotta atop doin’ that shit too.