March Madness is in full swing while the NBA plays games that are difficult to care about. Mike uses back-breakingly sketchy logic to claim a combined-team winstreak. Don hosts a quick quiz about turnover GOATs, Beard is a Bracket God, and college girls are swearing up a storm.

In this week’s Patreon ep, the fellas create a Frankenstein-type monster using pieces of active players before succumbing to a crossword puzzle. Check it out here.

The fellas discuss the jersey swap that rocked the NBA community, welcome some new sports podcasts joining the fray, and deliver another edition of Next Week’s News. There’s a herculean effort to fill time in this one, which includes several “number bits” and guessing if certain schools are real. Strap in.

To join the patreon, head over to the link here.

The fellas return to recap some of the games of the past week: Doncic is up, Tatum is down. OG Anunoby’s return has Don off the ledge, and Mike’s Lakers continue to be weird. Beard foretells the future in another segment of “Next Week’s News.”

Nobody’s brain works on this ep, sorry. The fellas congratulate Kaitlin Clark for being the most important person in Iowa, fix the NBA, and introduce the new segment “Next Week’s News.”

The fellas discuss the Heat scuffle, Jimmy’s music video feature, Struss’ buzzer beater, the Knicks make-up call victory, and the scariest teams to look out for as the league makes its last push toward the playoffs.

All Star Weekend has come and gone, leaving us with 400 uncontested points and a frustrated Adam Silver. The fellas discuss the events, the warm-ups, the ways to fix the game, and more. Tune in to find out who Mike is outside for this time!

The fellas break down the trade deadline so you don’t have to! Robin Lopez read a book about screenwriters as the Bucks stumbled to 1-5 in the Doc Rivers era. Bron continues on his unbeatable scoring record.

The fellas recap the brutal collapse in the Knicks-Lakers game, the All-Star Reserves, and the sad Tony Snell situation. Mike gets caught up on some cultural events.

The fellas have cultivated a clip show in honor of 100 episodes. Tune in to revel in the pod’s glory!

The fellas revel in their accomplishments over the last few years of podcasting. Luka drops 73, the Lakers pull off a 2OT win, the Clippers are great. Randle’s shoulder injury takes the wind out of Don’s sails. Thanks for tuning in these last 100 eps, here’s to a hundred more.