Unwanted Answers

Unwanted Answers

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Unwanted Answers episodes

  • Episode 19: Batteries Included

    In this episode we address the elephant in the room, talk about the bold return of a scammer, the the return of the numbers guy, answer what to do if you’re a mother and your daughter annoyingly keeps calling you mother, and most excitingly—batteries!

    1 hr 34 min
  • Episode 18: Unwanted Christmas Special III

    Welcome to Unwanted Answers Christmas Special III: Skipper’s Worst Christmas. In this episode, just in the nick of time, we talk about everything the holiday spirit is all about. Bathroom humor, Santa breaking your legs, Your mom’s affair, a threatening child mafia boss, and never getting what you want in the end (just like the skipper). Like a present you never wanted, this special holiday episode is wrapped up and here again!

    1 hr 20 min
  • Episode 17: Ten Feet Away

    In this episode we talk about avoiding being indoctrinated into a cult, an extremely risque story involving removing gloves, how to explain to your dad why you bought $70 protein powder, always staying 10 feet away from everyone, and more! All while under quite a bit of fire from our producer.

    48 min
  • Episode 14: Unwanted Christmas Special II
    Were back with our 2nd Unwanted Christmas Special In this episode we answer holiday questions such as How can Santa be more environmentally conscious What if your favorite shirt stops being sold just before Christmas What if youre living in a Christmas decoration overloaded nightmare Find out in this very special and very unwanted episode Also Our worst Christmas gifts and thievery Just in time for the holidays Dont trust the skipper
    1 hr 21 min
  • Episode 13: Method Acting as a Spider
    In episode unlucky 13 we tell stories about begging for 4 dollars introducing yourself as Bob and some longlasting pottery trauma We even enthusiastically sign up for MySpace live on the podcast Also we urge everyone to take the role seriously when you dress up as a black widow watch some odd videos andas two grown menimitate a babytalking person until you truly want this show less than you ever haveApologies again for parts with lackluster audio technology has betrayed us
    1 hr 52 min
  • Episode 12: Numb3rs N3v3r D13
    When does a wish at 1111 come true Is this guy from WalMart my longlost brother Thats right were back and more honest than ever for season 2 this time with new segments where well let you know what happened on this day in history present a rap thatll teach you how to prepare the perfect fast food burger and even show just how Star Wars Prequel quotes can be applied to answer any questionApologies for any lackluster audio in this episode technology betrayed us Also a warning for some vague Infinity War spoilers but to be fair with names completely removed so its vague enough
    1 hr 19 min
  • Episode 11: Will It Ever Be 1999 Again?
    You certainly didnt ask for it yet here it is Another Unwanted Answers with no answers but we do reminisce as is often a segment on the show remembering the end of the year 1999 and the toll it took on us that it ended at all We talk about old Mac educational software stupid kindergarteners and a favorite childrens book series Also we reveal some potential new segment ideas for the pod You didnt ask for this and hey neither did we this wasnt even originally an Unwanted Answers episode But here it is after too long of a break were backSource KURTdp77 on YouTube for the KidPix sound effectspp1 margin 00px 00px 00px 00px font 120px Helvetica Neue color e4af0a
    19 min
  • Episode 10: Unwanted Anniversary
    Unwanted Answers is 1 year old No one wanted it to begin with but here we are one year later One years worth of questions and for this celebratory episode ending season 1 we go back through memory lane and reread some of our most memorable questions We reminisce on everything weve learning over the course of Unwanted Answers and the morals weve incorporated into our lives thanks to the questions others on the internet have asked And here a year later still no one asked for any of this Yet here it is
    1 hr 24 min

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Unwanted Answers is the podcast you never wanted, and yet here it is. Adam & Tyler answer questions that have already been answered, reflect on the past, and talk to all kind of colorful…