Up Late With Oliver

We're back with a diamond medal award-winning episode! Tonight on the show we take you through a little guided meditation, then olympic fever takes Up Late by storm. Topics discussed include: hotdogs and asses, King Tut penis hugs, baby duck man suit, snail murder most foul, sasquatch adoption, laundry perjury, threatening messages from dolphins, deleting is a kind of editing, not a fan of beef, the brown medal, Oliver's review of the Smurfs movie, the bum's rush event, cat fart, computer explosion contest, cheating strategies, and futbol vs. superball. (Also, a quick bit of news: in case you noticed, yes we did miss a week. And now this is us announcing that at least for the time being, we're switching to an every-other-week show schedule. Oliver just started 3rd grade this week and we've both been so busy we have to focus on non-goof related work. WE LOVE YOU!)

Tonight on the show we discuss some current events from the world of politics and entertainment then sit down for an interview with Bernard Johns from Salem Massachusets to talk about his amazing business “Witchbusters”. Topics discussed include: Live if we’re good enough, smacked in the wiener, just a puppy eating marshmellows, saving a lizard from a volcano, New York New York New York, the Kid’s Choice Award to the city, JoJo Bonvoyage, cylinder dogs, impossibly big noses, this stupid maniac fight, Peach Dragon, closet cauldron, human soul garbage, 100th cousins, lizard spell, and goin’ waterboarding. Don’t forget to rate and review us on iTunes, and visit www.patreon.com/uplatewitholiver to check out our sponsorship rewards!

Join the boys for a special "No Rules, Just Right" celebration of our southern hemisphere fanbase! That's right folks; head on down to the bottle-o and fill that esky chockers because we're getting deep into Australian culture, fair dinkum. Topics discussed include: Nathan P. Wallaby, that crocodile's got a knife, oi noi, Ollie Ollie Ollie, mouth sounds, F.0., probably presenting the world's hardest biscuits, Weet Bix Hay Bricks, non-Australian toast, going hard on Tim Tams, one bite ant, a culture of prison food, sippin' lizards, koala Tim Tam Cram, kangaroo cereal pouch, glaring omissions in the Sonic the Hedgehog erotic fan art scene, wait that's beavers, clockwise flushing, Ladies And Gentlemen, going to bed sauce, and the worst snack mashup.

The second half of our recap of our favorite moments thus far, including never-before-released material from the cutting room floor! Plus we're still talking about our pledge drive, but we promise it's not obnoxious. Next Monday we're back with a brand new adventure, but in the meantime head on over to www.patreon.com/uplatewitholiver

We're taking a break from the normal show format to celebrate some of the greatest moments from our show so far! Join us as we relive the highlights from our first five episodes, reflect on how far we've come and what new cuss words we've learned. We're also taking this opportunity to debase ourselves by groveling for money like those nerds on public radio! Up Late With Oliver will always (ALWAYS) be a free show, but if you're one of those suckers who's willing to pay for a free thing, you can sponsor our show for real! Just go to https://www.patreon.com/uplatewitholiver to check out our member rewards!

Once again the boys are here to delight audiences worldwide with their thrilling and exciting adventures! Oliver talks a little about visiting church and what the music there is like, and then we sit down with a special guest whose story is almost too incredible to believe! Topics discussed include: Oliver's new hobby, treasure church, bowling ball manufacturing, the war betwixt the Georgias, toucan name demographics, four Rebeccas, a little pecking beak, a sewer chomping accident, Pootie Tong from the village of Kong, Roy Biv, robber for a day, getting crazy with pizza, a good guy, a script, Senior Toucan, loose basement money, News and Reviews, and all that other junk.

Tonight on the show Oliver and Nathan do some speculative screenwriting for a major hollywood sci-fi blockbuster! Thrills! Lasers! Fighting! Poop jokes! Fair use parody of copyrighted material! Plus we talk a little about the Big Ten ...Commandments, that is. Lots of smash cuts and talk about eye contact. Topics discussed include: the man country, manager vs. janitor, that brown guy, Tootoo Pong, patricidal confusion, dressing like a lady/dressing like a wookie, Jedi potty training, double sound effects, more patricidal confusion, Solo soup, acid toots, bad guy deathbed conference call, the leader of the pack, The Force Completes The Puzzle, mathematical solutions to morality, five lives, a scripture reading, You Will Suffer In Pain With Your Dogs Licking You, the diva god, gross commandments, The Lord's building code, and some really difficult rules to follow.

It's a big world, full of mysteries. Things that can't be explained. Things that shan't be explained. UNTIL NOW! Tonight on Up Late With Oliver we explore one of the greatest cryptozoological mysteries of the 20th century. Plus, we run down school policies on what to do for every possible emergency, and even some impossible emergencies. Topics discussed include: Beyond Normal With Oliver, Chicken Doodleface, growback underwear, into the golf cart, Drool Man starring Michael Caine and Harrison Ford, like-minded men, Larry Henchmanbutt, the Moses origin story, a metal net, poisonal gas, plague of locust vacation, someone forgot to write “squirt”, hammer tiger defense methods, a school-sized time machine, not-that-bad meteor injuries, burger king blood money, blowing up Hitler’s corpse, the local bomb bank, and Ragnarok. Theoretically brought to you by Super Pee Pee Time and Derby City Chop Shop

Wake up, grab that coffee, and start your morning with the Up Late With Oliver Morning Zoo Crew! This week we’re taking calls, looking for The Phrase That Pays, getting that mattress money, then scoring a very exclusive interview with the Earth’s largest naturally occurring satellite! So crank it up, laugh it up, and tell your friends to help us kill the animals of justice! Topics discussed include: Yoyo and The Turd, the speed of light, baseless accusations of homosexuality, The Phrase That Pays, some big news about a new sponsor, wrestling a gorilla without your mother finding out, the bosom of Abraham, 700 layers of poison foam, The Moon can’t spell, a pet dinosaur, astronaut tickling, a tree’s favorite drink, a vacation at the North Pole, James Bond’s owl, a very confusing school nurse, a sleep so deep you wake up in the past, judging heavenly bodies based on the cleanliness their bathrooms, Mr. Moon vs. Ms. Moon, rich dad’s grocery store windfall, a hot butt gets cut, and nasty stinky poopy poop.. All brought to you by Chudy Mattresses!

This one got pretty weird, you guys. An experimental cold open, a lot of made up words and names, I don’t know what to tell you. Nathan signs up for a very shady improv class, and Oliver explains the history of Frankenstein’s Monster. Topics discussed include: the improv bursar’s office, comedy master Beer Padoodle, punch/kick/chomp/pee, the fortune of the egg, where’s my nurple, say “ya”, dentist’s office drinking contest, pom trees, using people as furniture, Einstein vs. Frankenstein, Blue Dude, comedy puke, and GGGGGG Appletree.