Utah's VFX

Story #1 - Porch pirates steal a lady's entire porch

Story #2 - Guy pulled over with drugs says it's just a chocolate laxative

Story #3 - Man falls through the ceiling of the girls locker room 

Welcome back AJ! Apparently AJ got lucky...for following the rules. What?! AJ & McCall both had run ins with small peen energy drivers this weekend, but Producer Butterz said he has more patience now when it comes to awful drivers. Thus is born 'What would McCall do?' phrase, which you should take with a grain of salt. AJ can't hear and wants to apologize for how not seriously he took the nose swab test. 

Traditions continued even though AJ was international and now he knows what he has to ask for when it's his birthday. AJ followed the rules and got 'lucky'? WTF?! AJ is ready to name the actual worst drivers by state, it's not Utah or Idaho, though McCall's experience shows those states aren't far off from the worst. McCall is getting ready to make possibly the most important dinner ever while AJ's brother once got kicked out because of dishes for the Debate At 8. AJ heard the question 'Is there medical personnel on the plane?' and it turned out to be karmedic comedy. 

McCall is doing something kind making dinner for a friend who isn't feeling well and pregnant, but what is the right dinner to make? Could this be the most important dinner she has made of her life? AJ found out when his brother first moved to Vegas he stayed with a friend but kicked out because of dirty dishes. Who was in the wrong for the Debate At 8?

Story #1 - A salt truck driver dumped his salt on the cops to try and get away

Story #2 - Man arrested a teen Chik-Fil-A worker standing in the drive thru taking orders

Story #3 - Criminal caught off his ankle monitor and then started a Go Fund Me to flee the country

Could you sign off on a vacation where you didn't know exactly where you were going? AJ is going to Mexico but it wasn't until Producer Butterz and McCall asked him about it. How expensive are adult vacations? After writing angry emails, though only AJ sent his, magically both packages showed up for AJ & McCall. Butterz is demanded expedited deliveries. 

Good news for AJ, one of the advertising buzz words will no longer work on him. Could travelers be flocking to Oklahoma soon for Big Foot season? Of the AJ & McCall shows favorite listeners is also part of the stairs injury statistic. Who gives better replacement advice, the long term one (McCall) or the break up veteran (AJ)? AJ didn't have an imaginary friend as a kid because he was concerned about becoming a serial killer for the Debate At 8. Of course you'd write your to-do list on your arm right?

AJ & McCall have combined to give plenty of advice on relationships, but who would you trust more? McCall has been in the same relationship over 28% of her life while AJ has been in his fair share of train wrecks. Another way to cure loneliness is with an imaginary friend, it actually helps according to studies. However, AJ never had one because a certain family member said it'd take him down a dark path for the Debate At 8.

Story #1 - Lady sent a thank you note to jail and gave it 4.5 stars

Story #2 - Guy was arrested for setting an abandoned grocery star on fire to scare homeless people away

Story #3 - Naked man steals cop car and crashes it just a mile later in the woods 

What the heck was in the letter Trump left for Biden? This led McCall down a rabbit hole of president facts. Who actually lives in the White House? How many pools are there? What is the White House worth? After finding out AJ wants to change his answer for what he'd do with his FU money from yesterday. Producer Butterz found a new lotto to play.