Utah's VFX

Story #1 - Guy with warrants gave a fake name...that also had warrants

Story #2 - Guy stabbed a Wal-Mart worker over the price of milk

Story #3 - Lady calls the cops after finding a toe in her garden...it was a potato 

Producer Butterz has a persuasive essay he has to write but will he need any help from AJ or McCall? Fun fact, reverse psychology doesn't work. AJ has found out is reddest of flags ex got divorced but, more importantly, his friends apparently have a thread they discuss this stuff without him. If Producer Butterz is sad later this week it's because McCall brought up retirement. 

Did McCall get enough of a brain refresh to not get lost this week? Despite the fact that Florida Or Not was trying to summon Cthulhu, McCall couldn't make it through the dirt because of worms. No normal person has been banned from somewhere right? Well AJ and Producer Butterz aren't normal. Not wanting to risk any kind of curses on a potential engagement, what are all the rules for the Debate At 8? AJ & McCall disagree about how much of a surprise it should be. BBQ soup on a first date?! What?! 

Hypothetically, someone may have been in a jewelry store to pick something up for Christmas and ended up glancing at engagement rings. With the aura of 2020 hanging around can anyone really risk the possibility of cursing a potential marriage? Where AJ gets hung up is wanting it to be a complete surprise and McCall says he's absolutely wrong about that for the Debate At 8.

Story #1 - Two guys caught stealing a suitcase full of meat from a store

Story #2 - Two grave robbers targeted veteran's grave because of their stronger spirits

Story #3 - Guy gets chased by a police helicopter after pulling a gun for a wrong order at McDonald's 

The goal for the station in 2021 is to get their own VFX car wash, though don't let AJ near any of your vehicles. Florida Or Not was nuts this morning! What's your drunk fast food place? Bad news for Producer Butterz, he's going to have to really make some more money to catch up in attractiveness, according to a study on guy's height. Does anyone have a spare foot they can give him?

After the start to 2021 we could all use some good news. Do you feel older mentally or physically? An actual study was done based on height and how much guys need to make to be attractive, and AJ & McCall are beside themselves. Who gets dibs on a baby name? How hard do you go to try and keep your baby names secret for the Debate At 8? Was it divine timing for McCall to help out an extended family member?

Who has the right to the baby name; the first person to come up with it or the first person to name their kid? McCall knows two people fighting over a baby name though she won't hear AJ's argument over the degrees of separation when it comes to names. Though nothing is as bad as the name two influencers are fighting over for the Debate At 8.

Story #1 - Guy busted for a DUI after falling asleep in a McDonald's drive thru

Story #2 - Police got a report about a severed foot on the side of the road, it was a mannequin

Story #3 - Thieves steal over $400,000 in wine and through it at cops during chase

We apologize for all the flickering lights in today's episode. Are we sure 2021 is actually going to be better than 2020? It's feeling pretty similar isn't it? If a chain was coming to the valley what would you like to see? At this point anything would be welcomed way more than 'That's right! A car wash.'