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Since AJ started the IQ Test it looks like McCall and Producer Butterz are getting their revenge with constant song quotes. Can you really imagine an 80 pound iguana? A Florida pizza place was busted for having one in their freezer, but that wasn’t the end of the weirdest foods. With the protests going on AJ admits he had never heard of Juneteenth before this year. Luckily, there are so many experts on social media in 2020. Just how many accidents has AJ had while traveling? Who is gonna be watching and setting off fireworks?

Who would have thought trash would cause such a vicious fight? It started with putting meth in the trashcan and then threats to punch someone in the face, AJ never would have thought using his neighbor’s trashcan would get us here. Drive thru haunted houses are the social distancing solution for Halloween and a terrible idea at that. Who has found the weirdest food? Could you find yourself uninviting guests from a wedding? If AJ has had to have sit downs before his last two weddings and has still been invited then there’s plenty of leeway for the Debate At 8. Can you significant other be friends with the opposite sex, a listener has some concerns. Has anyone actually bought anything from an infomercial.

Alligators and fireworks…. Sounds like a.. party?

Story #1 – A guy at a store beat a man with a sausage.  One report we saw said it was because the guy wasn’t wearing a mask.  Another report claims the guy with the sausage was just angry after the store wouldn’t sell him any alcohol before 9:00 A.M.

Story #2 – A Group Is Busted with a Truckload of Illegal Fireworks, and Three Dead Alligators

Story #3 – A 28-year-old guy stole a $1 million yacht and crashed it into a bunch of pilings.

Mitch is back for the After Show…and maybe still on the payroll? Why was McCall convinced that AJ was trying to break in to her house? How do Producer Butterz and Mitch sleep at night? Who in their right mind could actually leave the keys in the ignition? Doesn’t anyone remember the Russian Sleep Experiment the same way AJ & McCall do? Apparently, Mitch is a bit of an expert on sleep deprivation. Mitch adds another coworker to the friend divorce, so is he going to AJ or McCall? Facebook Live makes their picks between AJ & McCall also. Once again another place is taking over something Utah has already been doing for awhile, what are ‘turbo relationships?’

How does a tortoise even escape? A meme keeps popping up about a bed time monster that has AJ concerned but he question makes McCall think he’s going to have someone break in to her house. Why wasn’t everyone honest about being an adult? There’s a whole bunch of problems no one prepared us for. Stats show that Millennials seem to actually have a solid grasp on marriage, but what about friend divorces? Which of the staff will AJ & McCall be splitting up for the Debate At 8? Why did AJ’s neighbor let him have it over a trash can? Have you tried the lemopple yet?

AJ & McCall are Millennials and part of the generation that grew up with social media and used dating apps that killed all communication and courtship, but the stats on marriage don’t necessarily show that. How often are AJ & McCall still getting bombarded with marriage and kids questions? Brutally honest tweets ought to show if there’s really anything that would change with an ‘I do.’ for the Debate At 8. And how do you settle a friend divorce? Who gets the friends?

How are you allowed to get in trouble for the same thing NINE TIMES?!

Story #1 – Lady pulls a hot pizza out of the oven and threw it at her boyfriend, both went to jail

Story #2 – Guy got caught driving on a suspended license for the NINTH TIME!

Story #3 – Man ordering a Tesla online hit the button too many times and ordered 28

What do you think of Jim Carrey? AJ used Liar Liar for the IQ Test only for McCall to say she doesn’t like Jim Carrey. Producer Butterz breaks the tie, but apparently everyone likes one comedic actor and dislikes someone else’s. Excuse Producer Butterz for being late to pop culture. No one is prepared for the worst retail complaint ever, but luckily the internet comment sections are never defeated.