AJ is back to help YOU win, and GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

Story #1 – Man Tries to Eat Dead Man’s Debit Card in Front of Cops, Admits to Having Cocaine in Pocket

Story #2 -A guy drove a cement mixer while impaired, and smashed into a cop car.  The cop wound up with a broken leg.

Story #3 – A Guy Who Stole an Ancient Artifact Has Returned It Because of Coronavirus Fears

Who would have thought hand washing was the subject that created such slappers? Gotta bring up the fact again that AJ can’t say rural. AJ & McCall didn’t plan well so they both have to hit the grocery store this weekend, and that’s not going to go well right? Producer Butterz has no sympathy for anyone that missed out on the toilet paper. Butterz will also be testing some replacements for TP this weekend. What do you need to survive a quarantine? AJ & McCall think they will get told to work from home, does Producer Butterz?

The AJ & McCall Show is just about the only thing not cancelled, but perhaps it’ll be a complaint that takes it down. Both AJ & McCall have to go grocery shopping today but are very concerned about how much of a struggle it’ll be. The only bracket in 2020 is the March of Illness and a neighbor may in fact win. The key to a successful Facebook Marketplace sale is the ability to haggle. What do you need and how long could you last for a quarantine for the Debate At 8? How does AJ entertain a visiting friend with everything being cancelled? Why would England punish a kid that’s clearly an entrepreneur? Which parking spot is the most annoying in this week’s Park Narcs?

Doesn’t it feel more like when than if for a potential Coronavirus quarantine? AJ thinks it’s coming but is he as prepared as McCall? McCall picks three D’s for the things she ABSOLUTELY needs to survive, but would she or Dustin isolate their selves from the other to not get sick? How long does AJ think he could quarantine himself inside before going stir crazy for the Debate At 8?

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Story #1 – A Woman Leaves Her Job at a Strip Club and Flashes a Cop Who Pulled Her Over for Driving Drunk

Story #2 – A Guy Is Arrested for Using a McDonald’s McDouble as a Weapon

Story #3 -A guy broke into some rail cars and stole thousands of dollars worth of tires and BOURBON.