Utah's VFX

McCall had so many Florida stories to pick from that she had to make choices, not a good sign.

Story #1 – Cops catch a burglar when a motel room key is left behind

Story #2 – Guy rolls his car and hides his drugs behind trees

Story #3 – Lady gets a DUI for pouring booze in a drive thru worker’s mouth

Kids are getting lost left and right, including one at the airport, though McCall says it was a dream as a kid to figure out where the airport conveyor belts. AJ thinks she’s crazy but he once got lost in costume and his mom had to report it to the loud speaker for the Debate At 8. What’s the silliest/weirdest place your kid or you, as a kid, got lost?

McCall says she should play basketball because she swishes the trash can every time, but apparently got recruited to throw bows back in the day. Could AJ punch a bird in the face? Our hypothesis for how to win money from scratchers and lottery tickets is coming in a little clearer. Why did McCall get pulled over? Can you beat our IQ test? What’s the silliest/weirdest place you lost your kid for the Debate At 8? Should mental health days be a thing? What states are the funnest? Where did Utah fall?

Doesn’t it feel like Friday? Why hasn’t the seagull gone and saved those Idaho cities that are overrun with bugs? McCall keeps collecting all the animals, new chicks and a field lion. Producer Butterz can weigh in on AJ’s ex and the massive age gap that now exists between fiances. When it comes to life goals how does that even match up? And yes there are jokes throughout, but hey she’s an ex for a reason.

A complete lack of intelligence across the board this morning.

Story #1 – Guy calls in fake bomb threat to get one of the flight attendants to go out with him

Story #2 – Guy tries to steal 26 cars from a jail parking lot after getting released

Story #3 – Lady leaves her kid in a hot car when meeting with protective services