In possibly the most power ever handed out on the AJ & McCall Show, what word or phrase would you want to put a fine on? A bar in Ireland fines patrons for talking about the pandemic and for AJ this sounds like the perfect solution to stop those annoying family marriage or baby questions. Though, AJ is considering putting a fine on weather talk? Money can't buy everything, but it can fix some things...including minor inconveniences? Would you spend money to solve small problems, like maybe waking up just before your alarm?

Story #1 - Two men set a small fire on New Year's Eve got caught because they were recognized by the bartender...for not tipping

Story #2 - A transplant surgeon lost his license because he was burning his initials into his patient's livers

AJ rediscovered something else from his childhood he thought he'd need more of as an adult, but the one time he might of used it he danced like a chicken. If everything in life is trial and error, wouldn't parenting be as well? What did you parents have or let you do that was...questionable? Why are pancakes so hard to make?! Didn't everyone color code their subjects with their notebooks? McCall is adamant about it and it blows AJ's mind how right she is. Our 2022 is already planned thanks to the stickers in her planner, and it's lots of vacation/me time for the Debate At 8. What is the best version of Skittles?

When you were in school didn't you color code your notebooks to the school subject? McCall is very specific about this, but AJ is weirded out by how accurate her breakdown is. What color was your math notebook? Good news! All of 2022 has been decided for you and you don't have to worry. McCall's new planner came with stickers for the things she needs to do so it has been completely decided already, and a lot of it is vacation/me time.

Story #1 - Guy stole some bleachers by dragging them with his car

Story #2 - Guy was arrested for impersonating an officer, days after getting out of jail for impersonating an officer

Let's see if McCall can make any sense out of a BS reason for a friend's motivational tweet getting suspended. McCall was right about 'Moon Magic' all along? For AJ that just means it's time to blow up the moon. The liberties workers take when swapping out missing things for your online cart is too high! One listener tells AJ & McCall they missed the most inconvenient kitchen item to be murdered with, onion goggles. OMG it's a rabbit hole as well. AJ has reached a new, pathetic, level of adulthood when it comes to ordering out food for the Debate At 8. AJ & McCall are over sleep studies because they all say the same thing, so they add something new.

Someone let AJ & McCall they missed the ACTUALLY most inconvenient kitchen utensil to be murdered with, onion goggles. AJ doesn't doubt McCall has heard of them, but does she want them? Be prepared for a weird rabbit hole. AJ reached a new level of, pathetic adulthood, when it comes to ordering food for delivery, the tupperware. Warning! McCall's trigger is P.F. Chang's lettuce wraps.

Story #1 - Lady attacked her boyfriend and punched out some windows after getting drunk at a bowling alley

Story #2 - Lady stuffed her teenage son in her trunk because he got COVID

Did someone get eaten by a pack of birds behind the studio yesterday?! Florida Or Not brought the great question, what would be the most annoying kitchen item to be murdered by? How is it even possible Alexa had the option to challenge a kid to shock themselves?! McCall brings on the ROFL for AJ with brain fart confessions, because whose wires haven't gotten crossed before and said something dumb? Cache Valley Secrets starts with a confession about a coworkers last day...the same day AJ & McCall have a coworker having a farewell party for the Debate At 8. It's already terrible to be stuck in traffic, but what if you're getting charged for it?!

Who hasn't suffered from their brains wires getting crossed and saying something done? McCall has found quite the collection and will to bring on the ROFL for AJ. Friday is Cache Valley Secrets, and someone has a confession about stealing from a bad coworker the same day AJ & McCall have a farewell party at work?!